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match, 1 year ago to asklemmy in What's your best idea for a date centered around the library? Sneaky blowjobs?
Sneaky blowjobs?
match, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Lifehack for naive schoolchildren It doesn’t work because, while the front magnet is pulling the car magnet forward, the car magnet is also pulling the front magnet backwards and the front magnet is also attached to the car, so it cancels out.
It doesn’t work because, while the front magnet is pulling the car magnet forward, the car magnet is also pulling the front magnet backwards and the front magnet is also attached to the car, so it cancels out.
match, 1 year ago to memes in Plus your enemy knows what's coming Me when I have 4 seconds to figure out how to deal with my opponent’s World Ending Nuts Kick
Me when I have 4 seconds to figure out how to deal with my opponent’s World Ending Nuts Kick
match, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Russian roulette brownies “all” is a type of “some”
“all” is a type of “some”
match, 1 year ago to memes in Got any suggestions? quick, get this poster some bean memes
quick, get this poster some bean memes
match, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in It's just not the same without him. Dude should’ve just attained immortality smh
Dude should’ve just attained immortality smh
match, 1 year ago to science_memes in 𓍊𓋼😿𓋼𓍊 explain how
explain how
match, 1 year ago to lemmybewholesome in This dog is very polite let 👏 him 👏 drink
let 👏 him 👏 drink
match, 1 year ago to comicstrips in xkcd: Language Acquisition Twist: he knows more than 12 words, he just didn’t learn the right number
Twist: he knows more than 12 words, he just didn’t learn the right number
match, 1 year ago to memes in May as well buy burgers in the US, since you already paid for most of it through taxes! But do you spend less because you’re vegetarian, or because you don’t have options for spending money at fast food / restaurants?
But do you spend less because you’re vegetarian, or because you don’t have options for spending money at fast food / restaurants?
match, 1 year ago to memes in What a relief! I was kinda getting worried Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop
Today is gonna be the day that you’re gonna throw it back to poop
match, 1 year ago to science_memes in Yellow Square Before I looked at it, it was a series of pixels of some wavelength, and before that it was hexcode.
Before I looked at it, it was a series of pixels of some wavelength, and before that it was hexcode.
match, 1 year ago to memes in Quality is lacking sometimes surely a Midwest foodporn is a worldwide food crime instead of the other way around
surely a Midwest foodporn is a worldwide food crime instead of the other way around
match, 1 year ago to memes in Texas: We're going to secede I just thought you were in character 😭
I just thought you were in character 😭
match, 1 year ago to comicstrips in Strange times... we should be inventing new words. A fleshy fruit from a single ovary in a flower is now called a skibidi
we should be inventing new words. A fleshy fruit from a single ovary in a flower is now called a skibidi