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neptune, to memes in Stayin' Alive

xkcd.com/988/

“Every year, American culture embarks on a massive project to carefully recreate the Christmases of baby boomer childhoods.”

neptune, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of “melts”. Almost every “grilled cheese” sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called “grilledcheese” is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It’s called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don’t know what the hell you’d call that but it’s not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I’ve eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled “melts” because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I’m not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I’ve seen post after post of peoples “grilled cheeses” all over reddit and it’s been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

You god damn heretics. Respect the grilled cheese and stop changing it into whatever you like and love it for it what it is. Or make your damn melt sandwich and call it for what it is. A melt.

neptune, to memes in the right reacting to a leftist meme

The right, when called out by a meme and feeling sensitive about it ^

neptune, to memes in Happy Sunday

It’s almost like “hate the sin” means “judge people” which is something god did politely ask us not to do.

neptune, to starwarsmemes in Anon tells you about The Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker

The only plausible explanation is that Watto is so pissed at Qui Gon for cheating him at dice that he will never sell her.

neptune, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Motivation to start

Your second podcast will be bad

Your third podcast will be bad

Your fourth podcast will be bad

neptune, to memes in I love arguement. Free Entertainment!
neptune, to memes in Vegan food: The west vs India

What a bunch of dumb gatekeeping

neptune, to memes in Communist Filth/Capitalist Filth

Yes, because the mentally ill and the old and the unlucky deserve the tents.

neptune, to memes in It's all downhill from here

Even still, weren’t their dozens of people shoveling gravel and only a couple of vice presidents? The pyramid structure of corporations imply that not everyone can go from the entry level work to the c suite. It’s an attrition and numbers game.

Plus, most companies now outsource their grunt work. The janitor cannot become the CEO anymore, because the janitor is a contracted worker, making minimum wage, not invited to the Christmas party, and prevented from speaking to anybody in a position of authority.

neptune, to lemmyshitpost in TEMET NOSCE

Apparently everyone thought having terms to describe friendship, even though he had written extensively on the different types of “love”. It seems like a put down, but if everyone else thought friendship wasn’t worth considering at the time, he’s probably pleased that people now think his time well spent.

neptune, to memes in Hmmmm

It turns out rape is part of genocide.

neptune, to asklemmy in Be honest: if you had the power to stop time, your morals would go out the window.

Consequences aren’t the only thing that cause people to act they way they act. It’s certainly one reason some people don’t do certain things.

One reason Homelander is the way he is is because how he was raised. If tomorrow I got all Homelander’s powers, I wouldn’t instantly become a psychopath. I mean it might occur to me that any action I might take, and no one could stop me or punish me. But as Homelander observed (at least in the prior season, I’m not entirely caught up) that alienation from his fellow supers is actually a consequence he deals with.

neptune, to memes in Clankers

I’m pretty sure Yoda began the clone wars when he said “begun the Clone War has”.

neptune, to memes in Hmmmm

Nobody is, and that’s the wrong question to ask.

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