niktemadur

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niktemadur,

…said the apartment to the cloud.

niktemadur,

Doesn’t sando always cut off the crust?
Not that this sandwich needs that crust cut off, it looks perfect already.

niktemadur,

“Fellas… we have just hit the Darwinian jackpot. Pack your things, 'cause we’re going places!”

niktemadur, (edited )

Covid is real and dangerous when they feel like justifying their racism.

Yet Covid “is no big deal” or even “is not real” like you say, as they threw one lazy selfish tantrum after another, refusing to mask up, abusing essential workers.

niktemadur, (edited )

Isn’t this place where David Lynch got a massive migraine? He was in consideration to direct Jedi on the merit on The Elephant Man, but took himself out on the day of that visit to Lucasfilm.

Inexplicably by that standard, then he signed on to direct Dune for Dino De Laurentis, and has regretted that decision to this day, refuses to speak of his experience.

niktemadur,

I once knew a guy who peeled and ate a full garlic like one would do with an orange or mandarin, while walking and talking casually.

niktemadur,

Sheepsquash is just a fancy new gringo name for El Chupacabras.

niktemadur,

Why are the percentages in decimals, like this - “0.64%”?
And why does the total add up to 1.02%?

niktemadur,

What about DJ Qualls in “The Core”?

While being interrogated in his introduction sequence, he casually folds an aluminum chewing gum wrapper, puts it to his lips and kinda whistles with it for a second, while holding a cell phone in front of his mouth. After this little public display of phreaking, he hands the cell phone over to the hero and says “Here… now you can call anywhere free for life with it”.

niktemadur,

Looks like anti-vaxx pyramid scheme party food from where I’m standing.

niktemadur,

Half a century on, we’ve come full circle.

niktemadur,

First it would lick its’ own chest a few times, then a couple more on an outstretched leg.

niktemadur,

An elegant drill, for a more… civilized time.

niktemadur, (edited )

Then the printing press fragmented and diluted the power of the elites. For example, I believe that it’s no coincidence that Martin Luther and the Protestant Reformation came very soon after Gutenberg; in fact, I believe it was inevitable.

EDIT: well what do you know… it was Martin Luther himself who translated the famous Gutenberg Bible. Talk about one degree of Kevin Bacon.

niktemadur, (edited )

Google threw the following text at me:

Yes, Martin Luther did translate the Gutenberg Bible from Latin, Hebrew, and Greek into German. His translation was then printed at a high number and distributed in 1534. This was one of the first times that the Bible became accessible for the masses in their own language.

So I misunderstood the time jump.

niktemadur,

Scott Vern The Great

niktemadur,

The value in this comedy is in its’ worthlessness.

niktemadur, (edited )

So it’s like Bitcoin mining, then, halving each time.

niktemadur,

Ok, somebody’s gotta say it and it’s gonna be me:

Yo dawg, we put a shower in your shower so you can shower while you shower.

niktemadur,

Looks like a halfway point between Ethan Hawke and Benedict Cumberbatch.

niktemadur,

Well…if you put it that way, there’s not much point about anything at all, is there? The universe is one big suburban cul-de-sac where everything is lame, as I sit moping and pouting with arms crossed, Amazon is “out for delivery” but hasn’t arrived yet.

Fortunately, there are healthier ways of looking at existence, courtesy of philosophies such as Buddhism and Stoicism, to namecheck two currently popular views on the matter.

niktemadur,

Huh?

niktemadur,

When they have paper towels, what I do is take the last one with which I dried my hands to grab or pinch the door handle and pull.

niktemadur, (edited )

TR1 (Trone)
TR2N - TARZAN

niktemadur,

Then the sequel:
TR3N.5 - Treen Fiddy

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