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ohlaph, to programmer_humor in ifn't

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ohlaph, to programmer_humor in The Perfect Solution

It does.

ohlaph, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Yeah, but...

We even did that without maps. If we got lost, we just rode around until we recognized something familiar.

ohlaph, to lemmyshitpost in Should this be in unethical life pro tips

I did something similar when I was like 11. Went on a “canned food drive” around the neighborhood because it was summer and I was hungry.

To be fair, my family was poor and used services that actual drives would benefit, so I just cut out the middle man.

ohlaph, to lemmyshitpost in Tradition

Wait, just Americans?

ohlaph, to memes in Dont wanna scratch that rhinocover

btw

ohlaph, to privacy in UK porn watchers could have faces scanned

Exactly. I was 17 teaching my parents about internet shit. I wasn’t smart, I still aren’t, but I also wasn’t. Anyway, the amount ov viruses I had to fix because of them downloading kenny_chesney.exe is… baffling.

ohlaph, to memes in The second coming is near

I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

ohlaph, to lemmyshitpost in Weather app asking for permission to manage calls

This is one of the many reasons I built my own weather application for Android. Too much crap out there.

ohlaph, to asklemmy in If Trump loses in 2024, do you think he'd run in 2028?

Absolutely. He’s that stupid.

ohlaph, to asklemmy in What's an amusing thing to say before going under general anesthesia?

Man, that’s rough, fingers crossed for you yo!!!

Also, “I’ll see you in there.”

ohlaph, to memes in Aaaaaand it's over

Imagine caring.

ohlaph, to asklemmy in 1st time house buyer, potentially serious structural issues found... anyone have advice re negotiating price reduction / if I should pull out?

Walk away. If they’re cheap on electricity, they’re probably cheap on maintenance.

ohlaph, to asklemmy in What's something you'd like to leave behind in the old year and not carry into the new year?

Oh? Go on?

ohlaph, to asklemmy in What hobby do you have that no one else in your family shares?

All of them unfortunately.

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