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platypus_plumba, to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024

What were you expecting?

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to comicstrips in At the fast food

I once had a delivery man tell he “here’s your pizza it was specially made with love for you”. And we just stated at each other for a second.

It’s crazy the shit they make them say. Damn, just ask them to be respectful and polite, that’s all they need to do.

platypus_plumba, to linuxmemes in Look at that fragmentation!

Guys, we’re sexualizing anime girls ironically, right? Right, guys? Guys?

platypus_plumba, to lemmyshitpost in SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH 9/11 Was Cringe

Why does Tony Khan look like zoomer Bush?

platypus_plumba, to memes in Rules for thee but not for me

A boring politician? Supporting Israel is boring?

platypus_plumba, to memes in Why the hell did that stop

I remember when I could do everything with my phone using a single hand. I never grabbed my phone with two hands. Now I need two hands much more than before.

platypus_plumba, to memes in Why the hell did that stop

It really sucks that they charge so much money for the storage difference. Why are the pricing tiers based on the storage? It’s so strange.

Anyways, I recall having a lot of issues with external storage in the past. Like Android just didn’t integrate that shit properly. It was kinda painful having the phone data and photos in separate places. Don’t remember specifics, I just know I constantly wished they were a single location.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to memes in Ignorance is bliss

And you could even argue that we can’t really know if we can know anything, because we don’t know if we are objective observers of the universe.

We can make it as philosophical as we want. Do you know that you can know anything with certainty?

The mind is a mindfuck.

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs!

It’s a pretty complex situation, I really have no position. I just think I’ve seen some funny things like:

  • “low-skill jobs is a myth created by the rich to justify low wages”

and then others saying:

  • “Illegal immigration doesn’t affect the average wage of Americans because immigrants go for the low-skill market while Americans go for the high-skill market”

Which is pretty similar to the meme.

platypus_plumba, to comicstrips in Dress by Pizzacakecomic

I think she’s talking about the color of the dress… (?)

platypus_plumba, to lemmyshitpost in nicotine wars

I’ve used a couple. Cheaper than buying a real one if you’re not a vape person and you’re just curious.

I think that’s the actual market for these disposable vapes. I don’t think people actually buy them periodically because they take 2 weeks to completely fuck up your lungs.

platypus_plumba, to lemmyshitpost in You wanted to

You missed “jwvsbdodbdvedzufcrc”

platypus_plumba, to memes in Eternal struggle. But swapped

Because people love talking about themselves

platypus_plumba, (edited ) to memes in TELL ME YOUR SECRETS

I knew this didn’t seem right for a kids’ toy. Why would anyone want to inflict so much pain to innocent children?

platypus_plumba, to foodporn in I made a Margherita pizza from scratch

A compliment can come from anyone,it really does look great. The “big compliment” is just a joke.

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