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random_character_a, 10 months ago

They say Russia is nice these days

random_character_a, 10 months ago

You can put shirts with swastikas on both of them and it still wouldn’t surprise me.

random_character_a, 10 months ago

I can’t even get more than 3 people to join in a multiplayer session on steam and you don’t even have be physically there.

random_character_a, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

If 70+ are posting in lemmy I’m really surprised.

random_character_a, 10 months ago

Oh yeah. Whamageddon. I almost forgot.

random_character_a, 10 months ago (edited 10 months ago)

*After decades of using a computer accidentally presses the middle mouse button for the first time.

“What’s happening! It’s moving by it self. I broke it”

“What? Scroll wheel it a button? How can it be a button and why is it doing this.”

“Press it again? But I lost the spot. How do I get back”

“But it’s so far away”

*Does it again

“Now it’s doing it again. What do I do now. I can’t read this”

“Why is this. Is this a virus? Is my computer hijacked?”

“Did you do this?”

*Door slams

random_character_a, 10 months ago

It’s me!

I was born as unsocial piece of shit. It’s not damage, if you were made that way. It’s a feature.

random_character_a, 10 months ago

“Hey Donald! Wanna see me deleting some emails”