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random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Electrician job

No it just means that the fittest also like to breed

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Webcam repairman

This particularly store was in a shopping mall and the toilet was a shopping malls free public toilet.

…and we don’t have homeless.

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Can't remember the last time I wasn't tired

…but it was the queen bitch of WhoTheFuckCares.

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Analog problems require kickass solutions

Depends on what we’re playing.There are genres where nobody notices, nor gives a shit.

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...

They say Russia is nice these days

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt!

Spells of socialism

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in this AI thing

You are missing by one generation. GenX is the MTV generation that started driving after mid 90’s. Cars already started to get economical by then, at least in europe. It was those 60’s children in the 70’s and yuppies of 80’s that favored big fuel guzzlers.

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Brand X

You can put shirts with swastikas on both of them and it still wouldn’t surprise me.

random_character_a, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to lemmyshitpost in * scroll *

*After decades of using a computer accidentally presses the middle mouse button for the first time.

“What’s happening! It’s moving by it self. I broke it”

“What? Scroll wheel it a button? How can it be a button and why is it doing this.”

“Press it again? But I lost the spot. How do I get back”

“But it’s so far away”

*Does it again

“Now it’s doing it again. What do I do now. I can’t read this”

“Why is this. Is this a virus? Is my computer hijacked?”

“Did you do this?”

*Door slams

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Watching mouths fill up with towels

Slap on instruction to swallow hole with plenty of water and sell them to old people as food supplement that helps joint pain.

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Too Damn High...

Stop eating the dog!

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Don't make me

By looking at you, I’d say there’s also a good chance of roid rage.

random_character_a, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to lemmyshitpost in Of the tens of thousands of lies told, I wish this one was true...

I’m quite sure he has already offered, but in Helsinki their private meeting was kept off the books, so we’ll never know.

random_character_a, 1 year ago (edited 1 year ago) to lemmyshitpost in Making plans

Various. Barotrauma, Phasmophobia, Lethal Company…etc.

Left out Deep Rock Galactic, since if you can’t get friends to joint, you can always make new ones. Only game where randos are never a nuisance.

random_character_a, 1 year ago to lemmyshitpost in Not everyone can live up to such high standards...

It’s me!

I was born as unsocial piece of shit. It’s not damage, if you were made that way. It’s a feature.