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registrert, to lemmyshitpost in I had to try it to believe it
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Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?

registrert, to lemmyshitpost in I had to try it to believe it
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Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.

registrert, to lemmyshitpost in You can do it!
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My biggest failure is I never got a small loan of 100 million dollar from my father.

registrert, to memes in Don't know if you guys like history memes
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I expected old memes posted anew, but what I got was new memes about ye oldlen times.

I am not dissapointed.

registrert, to lemmyshitpost in No nut November is finally over but...
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You’d end up shitting your pants, and then you’d have to deal with your clothes complaining about the smell all day.

registrert, to lemmyshitpost in Japanese chip flavors
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This meme is so old

(How old is it?)

Well, like really old.

(Booo!)

registrert, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong with 'eggs'?
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The past was the worst.

registrert, to lemmyshitpost in What's wrong with 'eggs'?
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Don’t you know how words disintegrate over time? To end up with “butt nugget” you have to start with “Butte Nougat”

registrert, to memes in Night vs Morning people
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Thanks.

registrert, to memes in Introverts unite (separately)!
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We’re a lottery.

The only way not to lose is not to play.

registrert, to privacy in Plex starts narcing on its own users' anime and X-rated habits with an opt-out service, and it's going terribly
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  • registrert, to memes in Night vs Morning people
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    Work for a living? Unreasonable.

    registrert, to memes in Night vs Morning people
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    my ear tunnel, it had fallen out in the night and I didn’t want to go a day at work with a cats arsehole for an ear lobe.

    I think I might be having a stroke, I don’t understand what’s going on here at all.

    registrert, to lemmyshitpost in got her!
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    Hmm yes. Quite shitty posting indeed.

    registrert, to lemmyshitpost in The Five Stages of Life
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    Depressed on the outside, dead on the inside.

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