finkrat,

But what if your age was a division by 0

HiddenLayer5,
@HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml avatar

Take your age

Multiply it by zero

That is the age you were when you were born.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

Omg this worked for me

user224,

Can confirm.


<span style="color:#323232;">Traceback (most recent call last):
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in <module>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    print(age + 4)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">          ~~~~^~~
</span><span style="color:#323232;">TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str
</span>

Is not my age.

/j

Tixanou,
@Tixanou@lemmy.world avatar

Now subtract 4, that’s your age!

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Whoa! How’d you do that?! :O

ohlaph,

23 is smaller than 100000000.

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.

ohlaph,

Oh

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I’m using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it’s not

ohlaph,

Calm down Darryl, it’s only a rehearsal.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Rehearse this! knocks over mug, storms off sound stage

AgentGrimstone,

Whoaaaaaaa

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But it will be… in four years!

brown567,

If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it’s my actual age =(

Excrubulent,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Didn’t work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.

For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.

lugal,

Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me:

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?

blahsay,

You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
SuckMyWang,

Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s the future

MightyGalhupo,

Username checks out

penquin,

My whole life has been a lie 😭

TheEntity,

Joke's on you, I'm so bad at math it might take 4 years just as well.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

What's most amazing about this little math trick is that it works with literally any number, positive or negative. Checkmate, atheists.

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