blahsay,

You win Lemmy shitpost today. This is indeed shit and I love it

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar
SuckMyWang,

Is that a glass of dehydrated piss?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

It’s the future

MightyGalhupo,

Username checks out

sanguine_artichoke,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

that’s your age in 4 years!

eager_eagle,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar

I call it bullshit. It’s easy to say that when nobody will remember this comment to check it in 4 years.

zaph,

!remind me 4 years

Karlos_Cantana,
@Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social avatar

I won't remember this comment in 4 minutes.

shrugal,

What comment?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website avatar

My mind is blown

DigitalNirvana,

Maths!!

phorq, (edited )

So if I’m 28, I’d be 32 in 4-years? So every one human-year is 1.14 4-years. Now I need to figure out the conversion of 4-years to dog-years… Currently seeking funding for my research if anyone’s interested!

Kase,

I have a dollar! This is some groundbreaking stuff.

sanguine_artichoke,
@sanguine_artichoke@midwest.social avatar

oops, I meant fortyears. Yes, that’s correct, but it’s confusing because it changes as you get older. For me 1 fortyear is only 1.10.

Excrubulent,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

Didn’t work, I am G̶̘͌̂l̷̤̺͠r̷͕̱̭͘r̴̻͛b̶̯͌ļ̷̜̈́͘ẙ̴̗̲̤ṯ̷̙͂̇h̸͎̿͒ the ageless and I exist outside of time.

For your punishment I will neglect your world for another 10,000 years.

ohlaph,

23 is smaller than 100000000.

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Tweeeeeeentythreeeeeeeee is bigger than 10000000000.

ohlaph,

Oh

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I’m using noneuclidean geometry so fuck you no it’s not

ohlaph,

Calm down Darryl, it’s only a rehearsal.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Rehearse this! knocks over mug, storms off sound stage

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

What's most amazing about this little math trick is that it works with literally any number, positive or negative. Checkmate, atheists.

Tixanou,
@Tixanou@lemmy.world avatar

Now subtract 4, that’s your age!

MargotRobbie,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

But it will be… in four years!

TheEntity,

Joke's on you, I'm so bad at math it might take 4 years just as well.

user224,

Can confirm.


<span style="color:#323232;">Traceback (most recent call last):
</span><span style="color:#323232;">  File "/data/data/com.termux/files/home/test.py", line 3, in <module>
</span><span style="color:#323232;">    print(age + 4)
</span><span style="color:#323232;">          ~~~~^~~
</span><span style="color:#323232;">TypeError: can only concatenate str (not "int") to str
</span>

Is not my age.

/j

PunnyName,

fucking wizards…

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Whoa! How’d you do that?! :O

lugal,

Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Me:

registrert,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Boss: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Looking back upon the last 5 years with regret?

thorbot,

holy shit this really works!

brown567,

If I add 4 years to the first thing that comes to mind when I try to remember my age then it’s my actual age =(

penquin,

My whole life has been a lie 😭

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