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rockSlayer,

Whatever you do, don’t ask for bloodletting if you get sick

rockSlayer,

Now it makes sense! I was way overthinking it

rockSlayer,

Can someone explain this one to me? Brain too smooth

rockSlayer,

is there more info about this as troop camo? Admittedly I didn’t look very hard, but the only things I could find were references to naval ships and planes.

rockSlayer,

Just a tip, if you’re ever caught in a situation like this, don’t chase after or cling to your car, and get the fuck out of the street.

rockSlayer,

In all honesty, this is a technique that works. It won’t inflate the tire properly, it’s intended for situations like getting tires fitted to tractor rims, and it doesn’t use gasoline or oil. The main problems were the fact that they used oil, and a whole quart of it at that

rockSlayer,

fifth panel: Have fun doing the work of 3 people

rockSlayer,

Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress

rockSlayer,

It’s just the natural progression of things

rockSlayer,

It’s gone to the void, it especially likes small important things and socks

rockSlayer, (edited )

The Skeleton Dance will be entering public domain next year. Yea, that one. Other ones of note:

  • The original depiction of Popeye
  • farewell to Arms
rockSlayer,

I’m taking a 1 month tolerance break, because getting high isn’t really interesting anymore

rockSlayer,

Couldn’t do it, my life would immediately go south

rockSlayer, (edited )

Pro tip, all it takes for chicken noodle soup is 1 can of carrots, 1 tin of canned chicken, a chopped stalk of celery, a chopped onion, some egg noodles, and 2 containers of chicken stock. Add a pad of butter, the celery, and onion to the pot and cook until translucent. Add the stock, drain and add the canned ingredients. Season with salt, pepper, basil, and oregano to taste. Simmer for roughly 15-20 minutes.

for the grilled cheese you obviously want to have with the soup: grab some gouda and havarti cheese, and coat one side of each piece of bread with a thin layer of mayo. Toast each side on a pan with the mayo side out until browned to desired color

ETA: forgot the onion, and made it a legit recipe someone could follow

rockSlayer,

I can see why they fell for it. I thought it was legit at first too

rockSlayer,

What exactly was the goal? That ice already seems sketchy to be walking on

rockSlayer, (edited )

I was talking to my dad about family drama a couple weeks ago, and instead of wording my sentence properly I made it seem like I called my cousin a cow. I immediately felt bad because even though she’s being a fucking idiot, I still like her.

rockSlayer,

The genie is pretty ancient, my head canon is that it’s just the genie’s personal rules over the millennia

rockSlayer,

2039 is the half-life of the boomer generation, assuming all of them were born in 1964 and will live exactly 75 years

rockSlayer,

I hope Garry becomes a monk that makes no wage. At that point there’s literally no point in continuing waged work

rockSlayer,

In fairness, let me check up on you in 23 years

rockSlayer,

I’m game, sign me up. I don’t want to join any zombie hordes again

rockSlayer,

Toxic masculinity and autism makes it hard to open up to loved ones, let alone strangers.

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