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saltnotsugar,

Honestly there are enough quality posts and comments here that keep me engaged. It feels like a lot of creative people made the move.

saltnotsugar,

You see a lobbyist’s love is very different from that of a square.

saltnotsugar,

WAT.

saltnotsugar,

(Verse 1) Oh, the tale of a cat girl bold, With fur as black as the night’s cold. Sailed the seas in search of glee, But scurvy struck her, a cruel decree.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing it loud, A cat girl’s plight on the ocean shroud. With a feline grace and scurvy’s sting, She danced on decks, a sailor’s fling.

(Verse 2) Her whiskers twitched, under the pirate moon, A sailor’s life, a rollicking tune. Scurvy’s grip, a relentless foe, Yet she purred defiance, letting it go.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, sing with glee, For a cat girl’s spirit, wild and free. Through storms and scurvy, she sailed the sea, A feline mariner, forever to be.

(Bridge) In the salty breeze, her tail unfurls, Singing shanties with the ocean’s pearls. Cat eyes gleaming in the moonlit night, A scurvy-stricken kitty, yet a brave delight.

(Verse 3) Climbed the rigging with a nimble leap, Defying scurvy, in the vast deep. With a purr that echoed through the mast, She vowed to sail, while scurvy’s cast.

(Chorus) Meow me hearties, a cat girl’s tale, Through scurvy storms, she set sail. A sea shanty for the brave and free, The cat girl’s spirit, on the endless sea.

saltnotsugar,

I better not slow down or drive cautiously in this snow! People would think I’m some sort of pansy!

saltnotsugar,

If Star Wars took place in the 1920’s and had a lot more paperwork.

saltnotsugar,

The best part of waking up, is bustin that morning nut.

saltnotsugar,

Made me livin in the fiber optic mines. Mine all day, mine all night in those fiber mines.

saltnotsugar,

Now you will witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational…Borg…cube thingy!

saltnotsugar,

WAT.

saltnotsugar,

Are you prègante?

saltnotsugar,

How was that fast lane working for ya? Ya dingus!

saltnotsugar,

This is the cookie. This is the cookie…changing. Do you see?

saltnotsugar,

This is the Mark 477 tactical short, which crushes the marine’s crotch, making them the ultimate killing machine.

saltnotsugar,

This is why I always start my novels with a literal explosion and action music.

saltnotsugar,

Captains log, star date….uhhhh let me grab the calendar…ok that’s the old one…uhhh…7?

(The uncensored files)

saltnotsugar,

“Shall I play the ocarina and return us to the forest temple?”

Nah. Nah man let’s just walk.

saltnotsugar,

“So you’re a REAL tree?”

Yesh. I make worrie aboot Christmas time. Family cut me and make ornament on my face.

“This dude is legit.”

saltnotsugar,

What’s wrong? You haven’t tried you Protactinium pancakes.

saltnotsugar,

Take my strong hand!

saltnotsugar,

Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”

saltnotsugar,

I remember putting the kids to bed as a baby sitter, then chilling on the lazy boy until suddenly a kid is butt naked running right out the front door into a thunderstorm. Nothing like chasing a crazy naked kid through the neighborhood in friggin socks.

saltnotsugar,

Boring animal: Chomp!

Chadodile: Chomp Spinny-Spinny!

saltnotsugar,

Heyyyyy…What’s your third favorite cactus?

saltnotsugar,

Ah, but this one goes BEEP.

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