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samus12345, 1 year ago to lemmybewholesome in It's important to encourage learning The trick is to hang around people who do give a shit.
The trick is to hang around people who do give a shit.
samus12345, 1 year ago to lemmybewholesome in It's important to encourage learning “A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?” Stephen Colbert
“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?”
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in Germans https://y.yarn.co/bef033af-ceae-4a99-986c-fcc50905951a_text.gif
https://y.yarn.co/bef033af-ceae-4a99-986c-fcc50905951a_text.gif
samus12345, 1 year ago to starwarsmemes in Alternate timeline https://insidethemagic.net/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/george-takei-as-sulu-e1629236338684.jpeg
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samus12345, 1 year ago to starwarsmemes in Alternate timeline Egads, it made C-3P0 straight!
Egads, it made C-3P0 straight!
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in Its go time! Same. Open source is great and all, but it has to actually fucking work to be useful.
Same. Open source is great and all, but it has to actually fucking work to be useful.
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in oh come on, do it “It finally works!” Never plays it again
“It finally works!”
Never plays it again
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant Reminds me of this old Schweppes ad. It always rang true. Warning: Facebook link, couldn’t find it anywhere else!
Reminds me of this old Schweppes ad. It always rang true. Warning: Facebook link, couldn’t find it anywhere else!
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in I mean where are the zipties keeping things secured? It's a mess He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!
He’s supposed to be omnipotent. No excuses!
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant Yeah, I always liked the UK Kitchen Nightmares more because of that. Feels less fake.
Yeah, I always liked the UK Kitchen Nightmares more because of that. Feels less fake.
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in Today is about to become unpleasant And the cooks, since they’re the ones that make the food.
And the cooks, since they’re the ones that make the food.
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in My bad, guys Better than pooping out your penis.
Better than pooping out your penis.
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in Feel old? OG Ducky’s voice actress… T_T
OG Ducky’s voice actress… T_T
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in Does it not pierce thine very heart? Verily, thou art correct.
Verily, thou art correct.
samus12345, 1 year ago to memes in Does it not pierce thine very heart? Unless we were immortal and capable of remembering everything, we’d need history.
Unless we were immortal and capable of remembering everything, we’d need history.