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Best one:

hexbear.net is the place for people like me

Tells you everything you need to know.

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I didn’t know that was a thing. Good for people who want to toss a coin to your streamer, I guess.

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The problem isn’t people preferring to pronounce it gif or jif, it’s people saying that pronouncing it the other way is wrong. Both are acceptable.

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Sir Alec Guinness: awkwardly waggled a stick around

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Do they have microcrisps in their computers?

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We say “Yo, ho!” but we don’t say “ho,”

'Cause “ho” is disrespectful, yo

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUUDypEDNQ

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Dude, you’re, like, caring too much. Gen X card revoked. Whatever.

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I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friend

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And the album Homer was referring to was a Styx one, which likely came out in 84 at the newest, 12 years before the episode.

Like, you know, whatever.

https://media.tenor.com/hPqISOWqhw4AAAAC/the-simpsons-dance.gif

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Germans: “Ridiculous! We will pronounce it like ‘vay’”.

“Well, that’s a lot…”

“…AND ‘Y’ WILL BE ‘OOPSILON’”!

ಠ_ಠ

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“Every single other letter is one syllable, can we just pronounce this one ‘wuh’”?

“No, it must have THREE!”

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Damn, must have turned the subtitles off by mistake!

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As long as you can read fast enough, you don’t miss anything. I hate it when video games have subtitles but you can’t skip to the next line because I’ve finished reading what they said way before they’re done saying it.

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The social construct that a certain way of dressing is “masculine” or “feminine” is stupid.

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Nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below

We had to walk butt-naked through 40 miles of snow

Worked in the coal mines 22 hours a day for just half a cent

Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

My PC is hacked

I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

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My Boomer dad got taken in by one of these scams. They didn’t manage to do much damage, thankfully.

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And in the sequels he’d go to 2053, then 1923.

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The guru specified that the weird thing gives you pleasure. It is pleasurable to obsess over your failures?

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