intensely_human,

“uphill both ways” is a lot funnier if you interpret it as being really blasted

nixcamic,

If you have cannabis and morphine do you really need everything else?

HeapOfDogs,

After being sick with a terrible cough and realizing that the only good cough suppresent is a controlled substance I bet this shit worked great.

GoosLife,

I would genuinely love to try this one day. I just want to know what it’s like.

Okkai,

Same. It sounds like a good time

ChaoticNeutralCzech,

Oh yes, good old g/floz

misophist,

grs. is grains, not grams. 1 grain is about 1/15 gram, or 65mg.

figjam,

I wonder what this stuff tasted like

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

Can’t taste anything when you’re instantly unconscious

stoicmaverick,

It probably tastes like nothing because it instantly numbed your tongue.

samus12345,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody ever drove me to school when it was 90 degrees below

We had to walk butt-naked through 40 miles of snow

Worked in the coal mines 22 hours a day for just half a cent

Had to sell my internal organs just to pay the rent

trones,

Didn’t have no swimming pool when I was just a lad, our neighbors septic tank was the closest thing we had!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Luxury!

creditCrazy,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Replace coal mining with flipping burgers at mc Donald’s and that’s just today

stoicmaverick,
snausagesinablanket, (edited )
@snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world avatar

They just released Bill Cosby’s recipe for Saturday nights at the playboy mansion.

peopleproblems,

Finally Something that can take my mind off life and go to sleep

TheWanderer,

Chug that bottle and you can potentially go to sleep forever 😴

pruwybn,
@pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

So that’s where YOLO came from.

Piecemakers3Dprints,
@Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world avatar

A spoonfulla cocaine helps that medicine go down…

averagedrunk,

Plus it makes you more confident and better looking.

ICastFist,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

10% alcohol, cannabis and chloroform. Sounds like a very long night’s sleep after a small cup

moody,

How much antimony is too much antimony?

killeronthecorner,
@killeronthecorner@lemmy.world avatar

The top tax rate

dream_weasel,

It sure is.

uphillbothways,
@uphillbothways@kbin.social avatar

More importantly though, how much is enough?

Scubus,

Next time, instead of asking if someone is pregnant, just ask if they are anodyne expectorant.

Quentinp,
@Quentinp@lemmy.ca avatar

Some of Sassy’s special stuff right there!

GoosLife,

Stellar reference

Quentinp,
@Quentinp@lemmy.ca avatar

you talkin’ to me?

SeeingWhereThisGoes,

Is this a The big Lez show reference? I just found that series today and that would be quite the coincidence

Quentinp,
@Quentinp@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah lol xD

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