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“They’re not shadowy, they do their evil out in the open.”

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“The Left is everyone we don’t like.”

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But they didn’t say a small percentage, which would be accurate, but a small number, which is not.

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So the third must be “Return of the Ring.”

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No, the L is silent. Thank the French for that.

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It doesn’t say the wrapper is inedible, it just says not to eat it. They’re not the boss of me!

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I seem to recall someone asking Rodenberry why they hadn’t cured baldness in the future, and he said “in the future, nobody will care.” Except for Jack, it seems.

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Well, yes, but you can be brave and take precautions at the same time. He wouldn’t have died if he’d followed proper caving guidelines.

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Coffins are a huge waste of money and space. Cremation’s the way to go.

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First they take the dingle bop and they smooth it out with a bunch of shleem.

My PC is hacked

I just received a call from an indian microsoft technician. He informed me that my PC is sending a ton of error messages to microsoft. Most likely it has been hacked, and he would help me by remoting in and fixing the problem for me. I just wonder… Is it my PopOs or my Manjaro PC that sends all this info to microsoft?

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“Sentience implies being able to feel pain. Do you mean sapience?”

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“A father has to be a provider, a teacher, a role model, but most importantly, a distant authority figure who can never be pleased. Otherwise, how will children ever understand the concept of God?”

  • Stephen Colbert
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Yar, har, fiddle-dee-dee

Being a pirate is all right with me

Unless you’re in Lemmy.world, then you won’t see

You are a pirate!

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