satans_crackpipe

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satans_crackpipe,

I see one truck and one blue minivan with a covered cargo area.

satans_crackpipe,

Eat rice and beans for every meal.

Don’t eat three meals a day

Buy tools from pawn shops and learn to service your vehicle or bike

Cold showers and dark rooms

Pick up a sewing machine from a thrift store

Basically DIY as much as possible. And steal anything you can.

satans_crackpipe,

I miss my S-10. You could crawl in the engine bay. 8 foot bed. Manual transmission. I know those size trucks aren’t coming back anytime soon or probably ever.

satans_crackpipe,

Hey buddy, when I go to a waffle house bathroom and find a discarded needle I don’t make a huge fuss.

I think what I’m trying to say it comes with the territory.

satans_crackpipe,

Because I don’t use desktop environments.

satans_crackpipe,

Cli

satans_crackpipe,

If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?

Can’t you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?

satans_crackpipe,

I was thinking the same thing. So much is conveyed just by the eyes.

satans_crackpipe,

Where is mother Theresa?

satans_crackpipe,

The cheeky cunt! I hope she enjoys suffering. I’ve heard it’s beautiful.

satans_crackpipe,

I can’t tell if this is bait or actual mental retardation

satans_crackpipe,

Current is what kills the heart. AC is more dangerous and it can cause ventricular fibrillation.

satans_crackpipe,

That would require multiple monitors and rave music.

satans_crackpipe,

You had to focus on one thing in my comment, and you still didn’t even get it correct!

Bank of America intentionally processed transactions out of order to put accounts in the red faster in order to maximize per-transaction penalties. They are not the only bank.

satans_crackpipe,

Predatory lending. Overdraft fees. Minimum balances. Setting due dates on holidays and and weekends, then refusing to process payments for a three days prior to the due date. Opening lines of credit for people with mental handicaps. Fixing their books. Lying to regulatory agencies.

satans_crackpipe,

I like the look of these new long bed minivans.

satans_crackpipe,

Were you published for writing tough guy prose?

satans_crackpipe,

I would be pissed if I got a 10/100 catalyst switch too.

satans_crackpipe,

I sure hope it’s Pissy the Piss Jug!

satans_crackpipe,

Kinda rude to take out the pisser.

satans_crackpipe,

Long slow movies released in parts are boring.

satans_crackpipe,

It’s so nice to see

satans_crackpipe,

Usually not.

satans_crackpipe, (edited )

I’ve been trying to warn folks to store your precious* family photos locally. A ton of people are gonna be bummed when they realize their photos are being held hostage behind API or data transfer payment plans. Sure they will let you view a 50x50 thumbnail to prove the photos are still alive. All cloud photo storage will essentially turn into ransomware.

satans_crackpipe,

Oh they know, but they don’t love cats as much as you.

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