satans_crackpipe

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satans_crackpipe,

Were you published for writing tough guy prose?

satans_crackpipe,

I would be pissed if I got a 10/100 catalyst switch too.

satans_crackpipe,

Because I don’t use desktop environments.

satans_crackpipe,

Long slow movies released in parts are boring.

satans_crackpipe,

That would require multiple monitors and rave music.

satans_crackpipe,

Hey buddy, when I go to a waffle house bathroom and find a discarded needle I don’t make a huge fuss.

I think what I’m trying to say it comes with the territory.

satans_crackpipe,

Kinda rude to take out the pisser.

satans_crackpipe,

I see one truck and one blue minivan with a covered cargo area.

satans_crackpipe,

I sure hope it’s Pissy the Piss Jug!

satans_crackpipe,

If ya gotta jump through these hilarious hoops to not feel bad about fucking, can we at least optimize?

Can’t you just soak and un-soak repeatedly? Is there a skill cool down that has to be respected to not make sky grandpa mad?

satans_crackpipe,

Eat rice and beans for every meal.

Don’t eat three meals a day

Buy tools from pawn shops and learn to service your vehicle or bike

Cold showers and dark rooms

Pick up a sewing machine from a thrift store

Basically DIY as much as possible. And steal anything you can.

satans_crackpipe,

I was thinking the same thing. So much is conveyed just by the eyes.

satans_crackpipe,

Predatory lending. Overdraft fees. Minimum balances. Setting due dates on holidays and and weekends, then refusing to process payments for a three days prior to the due date. Opening lines of credit for people with mental handicaps. Fixing their books. Lying to regulatory agencies.

satans_crackpipe,

Where is mother Theresa?

satans_crackpipe,

I like the look of these new long bed minivans.

satans_crackpipe,

Oh they know, but they don’t love cats as much as you.

satans_crackpipe,

I miss my S-10. You could crawl in the engine bay. 8 foot bed. Manual transmission. I know those size trucks aren’t coming back anytime soon or probably ever.

satans_crackpipe,

The only true path to water cooling is eliminating the air gaps between your block and CPU surface via full submersion.

satans_crackpipe,

I’m high again and looked at this comic for a while trying to figure out why I don’t like it.

The attention to detail is unsettling. Why go to the effort of drawing a bulge and tits on characters whose design includes low effort mitten hands?

satans_crackpipe,

Electric motorcycles do not belong on bicycle and pedestrian paths. My biggest issue with ‘ebike’ users is they do not understand or care about trail etiquette.

satans_crackpipe,

CIA works for the racoons. Man.

satans_crackpipe,

Microsoft really doesn’t want Linux running on bare metal.

satans_crackpipe,

FINE YOU WEIRDO ZEALOTS:

I do hope the Palestine and Israel Wikipedia pages are doing ok.

satans_crackpipe,

I do hope the Israel and Palestine Wikipedia pages are doing ok.

satans_crackpipe,

Lol you should have done it, Rambo.

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