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schmidtster, to risa in It's that time of year when Scotty's brain melts.

So 3 people huddling for warmth instead of 2. That’s a better situation than before, and if you have a space blanket, even better. It’s still 3 people instead of 2, so better overall situation for everyone.

Sometimes it’s the last percent that means survival just so you are aware.

schmidtster, to comicstrips in Introductions are hard [ADHDinos]

There’s places (Boston pizza started it I think) that have “fish bowls” for your drinks. A fishbowl of peach Bellini will start the night off right, but yes, some home grown cannabis.

And obvs I was being deliberately vague for engagement, sue me.

schmidtster, to memes in oof

Or they just haven’t been caught yet.

It would be naive to think it’s a singular event.

schmidtster, to memes in Then I'll avoid opening the app

Anything past a few days isn’t really adding content at that point.

schmidtster, (edited ) to mildlyinteresting in This package of bagels I bought expired on a date that doesn't exist.

Written has ambiguity, spoken doesn’t. One has to be standardized and the other doesn’t.

The topic is about written, not spoken since we all completely comprehend this.

schmidtster, to memes in First ironically, then it's here to stay.

Earth Worm Jim you mean.

schmidtster, to memes in Every time

Why are you carrying? You should be working with your team instead of plowing through on your own.

If your strength is offense and you get paired with offense people as well, someone needs to fall back and cover defense. If you’re not doing that once in a while, you’re the liability.

schmidtster, to memes in Haha, I'm in danger

You brought some joy to a potentially infinite number of people. The dishes bring joy to only a select few.

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schmidtster, to memes in No doubts

Well that’s why it’s a philosophical(?) question. Yes evolution made the chicken, but what would you call what laid that egg if not a chicken first?

If it wasn’t a chicken that laid it, it’s not a chicken egg, so the egg couldn’t come first. What hatched would be a chicken and it would than lay chicken eggs.

schmidtster, to comicstrips in Out of sight, out of mind [ADHDinos]

Huh I wonder why that note is on this thing in my way, oh well I’m late gotta go!

schmidtster, to memes in It's so annoying

It’s a symptom of many possible issues.

schmidtster, to mildlyinteresting in this plug doesn't have the little holes

It’s a holdover from older designs, modern receptacles hold the plug differently, older ones were designed to hug the holes to hold the plug in places.

schmidtster, (edited ) to lemmybewholesome in Taking in the best moments while you can

I hope you never plan on having kids. Kids come first, if you can’t put them before yourself and deal with your shit on your own time you’re only hurting them.

How would you feel if the person who’s watching them decided they couldn’t because they needed 10 minutes? It’s only acceptable for you since it’s your kid? Shit take.

schmidtster, to memes in Utterly insane

They can’t garnish disability benefits, they can only garnish wages.

schmidtster, to memes in Utterly insane

The group made far more than that, and of course he would downplay the amount himself to make his portion look less.

They sold millions of copies of a hardware for over $50. The group made mint and there was 3 of them.

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