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shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in You ask too much of him

Would you ever really want to see an angel?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EChBRIF7BU

shalafi, to memes in Sometime relatable

And or being overweight. Took me awhile to figure out why people started talking about pains starting in their 30s.

shalafi, to memes in Oh nooo

I say “gracias” all the time. But now I’m wondering…

Went to the local Mexican joint, waiter started talking to my Filipina wife in Spanish. She gamely answered back with a word or two, was obviously confused.

Now I’m scared that people will think I’m mistaking them for Mexican when I toss out a word or two.

Just to fuck with my wife; She was talking to a friend in Tagalog when I walked in the kitchen.

“Hey! It’s $friend on the phone! Say hi!”

“Nǐhǎo.”

shalafi, to memes in Gold for house

Jesus. Got my house 7-years ago on a Habitat for Humanity mortgage, for which you pay cost. ~85K? Also, no interest on the loan. Also, no property tax.

3-bed/2-bath/80’x200’ lot/1,140sq. ft. living space/$550mo.

Call your local Habitat chapter, go to the next meeting and learn. Keep going with the program if you can. Took my ex-wife and I 14-months, start to finish.

I can’t tell you the qualifications, they change and are different from one area to the next. I can give you some basic answers, at least I’ll try.

shalafi, to memes in I need to buy better band-aids

These are the shit:

band-aid.com/…/hydro-seal-all-purpose-bandages

I can go on forever, but they do more than just stick well.

You can get hydrocolloid bandages from other makers, But Band Aid is the best.

shalafi, to comicstrips in Something on the wing [Tyler Hendrix]

I’m guessing no one gets this one?

“Nightmare at 20,000 Feet” - The Twilight Zone

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXHKDb0CNjA

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Me IRL

My first wife didn’t make her son eat anything he didn’t want, but he had to try it, once. Worked out.

It was sometime around then that I learned, and realized, that kids have different taste buds. They make Oscar Meyer wieners bland on purpose.

My kids? Scrawny little fucks won’t eat anything. At all. I don’t know how they function. It’s like hugging tiny skeletons. But, that was me as a little kid. All the adults frustrated as hell with me.

shalafi, to memes in Bastards. SHARE YOUR TECHNOLOGY

I have windows like this in America. But you need 3 hands to work them. I’d kill for a simple lever like that.

shalafi, to asklemmy in Looking for 2000s movie about gang?

Interesting question so I took a shot:

Death Sentence?

www.imdb.com/title/tt0804461/plotsummary/

shalafi, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Rat destroyer

Yep! You can get them for most common ammo sizes, but .50 cal is particularly hilarious.

I got some .22 to play with. It’s wildly underpowered, which is the point I guess. Coming out a pistol, it spreads really fast (see video above). I doubt it would seriously wound a rat at 10’. After some very informal testing, I doubt it would go through 2 layers of sheetrock, and maybe not one. (Depends largely on barrel length.)

Also, anything you would shoot these out of is going to have a rifled barrel. Makes shot (pellets) come out in a pinwheel. I have a 410-gauge derringer I’d dare you to shoot me with from 15’. LOL, I’ve never got a single pellet on a 3’x3’ target at 8’, it’s really that crazy bad. Maybe if there was a snake right at your foot or something? 🤷🏻‍♂️

And now I see they have .45 rat shot. Thanks OP. I really didn’t need this rabbit hole tonight.

EDIT: Damnit OP. $2 each before shipping, so probably $4 each. Too rich for my blood. Why did you start me on this?!

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Follow your heart, they said

breed wendigos

Got a couple of acres in the swamp, I could do this. Deadfalls everywhere, just gotta find one in front of sour ground.

“Sometimes dead is bettah.”

shalafi, to lemmyshitpost in Lemmy world irl meet up footage 2024

MTG convention?

shalafi, to memes in It's just a coffee

Spotify is the only subscription I have. Don’t listen to music a lot, but it’s cheap and easy. For VPN, I rolled my own on a Digital Ocean VPS.

shalafi, to asklemmy in What physical features do you find attractive on a person that would be considered unattractive by your culture's beauty standards?

Average is too big for me. Flat as a board please.

shalafi, to science_memes in Magic π

Ask Siri to do it.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8OHPo5HFBM

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