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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.

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No. What modern marvel keeps oil from pooling in the lowest level after hours of disuse?

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For some drive line components, yes, but not for engine oil.

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Letting the oil circulate before putting load on the engine. Only needs an extra 10-15 seconds, or the time it takes me to scrape during the winter months. No time needed if it was recently running.

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As a parent to five, yes. All shall join me.

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Some admit to it. Others prefer the blue pill.

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Summary: YOUR Ph.D. means almost next to nothing, but collectively they expand the bounds of human knowledge.

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High beams affect everyone else. No lights at all only really affects them. High beams are infinitely worse.

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It’s fine, that person has their high beams on and can see them clearly.

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Full bladder holding champion material right there.

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Dammit, I thought you could only use oceans for that! What’s next, lakes?!?

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So satellites, the moon, the planets all crash into it? Nice try.

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How tall is the red wall? If it’s only at sea level than this is entirely false, most people’s would be above it.

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I never knew giraffes were hiding spiral cakes in their neck.

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Norm and Cliff always seemed like NPCs. This explains a lot.

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Oh, come on, that’s pretty low.

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Good luck piercing that to let the steam escape.

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Don’t even need to be wrapped in foil, you’re already in beskargam.

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Sorry, I can actually say “squirrel”, my accent won’t cut it.

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And today we have this very dangerous red monster…

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They feel with their hands and fingers mostly.

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Great, now the Predators are bringing their whole families with them.

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And which is more bioavailable, metallic iron or iron oxide? Do we want to lick clean iron or rusty iron??

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I’m buying mine clean laundry baskets so they don’t monopolize mine with unfolded clean clothes for an entire week.

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I have a dad joke, but it’s not apparent.

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