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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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I would agree, except in Aliens there is a clear, distinct, and consistent divide between humans (good guys) and aliens (bad guys). In Avatar… well, hell, a bunch of folks are humans, there’s a bunch of aliens, there’s folks that are aliens as a day job, some that want to transition from human to alien full time… and I won’t even get into the whole narrative of starting as hesitant allies and transitioning to full on war with some humans choosing to fight other humans.

Interesting observation by The Oatmeal, but an excessive oversimplification.

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DING DING DING DING

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I know everyone is hoping for a “Free Willie” moment instead, but with the risk tolerance in Hollywood these days we’d be lucky to get HTVII.

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REAL TALK

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You are entirely right.

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“Sperm chaser” - that drinking a shot then giving a BJ and swallowing?

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I swear I’ve watched 300% more movie than my wife ever has.

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Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.

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Das ist de SCHLORPENWASSER!

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There’s a throwback. I had that way back in the day myself.

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Hey, everyone that uses high beams inside the city where there’s street lights and incoming traffic, FUCK YOU!

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Oh shit Risa’s leaking

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How tall is the red wall? If it’s only at sea level than this is entirely false, most people’s would be above it.

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Good luck piercing that to let the steam escape.

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Don’t even need to be wrapped in foil, you’re already in beskargam.

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Great, now the Predators are bringing their whole families with them.

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And today we have this very dangerous red monster…

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As a parent to five, yes. All shall join me.

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I demand GENOUS!!

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KEVIN IS DEAD!

LONG LIVE KEVIN!

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You’re thinking of Babylon 8.

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Oh, Kevin’s not until Episode VIII.

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Come to think of it may have been episode VIIIII.

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I like to think that Spaz inches ever closer to insanity with each of these creative subreddit realignments. Love it!

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Dammit, I do NOT need any more temptations to go back to Reddit!! DAMN YOU SEXY JOHN OLIVER!!

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