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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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Mike Wazowski looks terrible.

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I figured it was tryouts.

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I agree with everything you say, unless I agree with everything you say ironically.

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Not gay, only FAAAAAAAAAABULOUSSSSSSS.

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This is the way.

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That would explain having to “beware the ides of March”, which is mid-March. Sounds like they too had a 2 week grace period.

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Rambo-ho-ho!

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Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.

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It’s fine, that person has their high beams on and can see them clearly.

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High beams affect everyone else. No lights at all only really affects them. High beams are infinitely worse.

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So satellites, the moon, the planets all crash into it? Nice try.

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I never knew giraffes were hiding spiral cakes in their neck.

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For some drive line components, yes, but not for engine oil.

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Sorry, I can actually say “squirrel”, my accent won’t cut it.

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I’m buying mine clean laundry baskets so they don’t monopolize mine with unfolded clean clothes for an entire week.

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Some admit to it. Others prefer the blue pill.

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Ah, GIFs that I can hear.

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I’d sooner watch this than yet another TOS time travel episode.

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Not pictured: the industrial fan you’ll need.

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I do, every time. What I’ve subbed to doesn’t have a huge volume of posts, so to see anything new daily I sort by new. Otherwise there’s just not enough going on here.

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Now we must find the Golden Ratio in the beard.

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They’re not 7.

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Out of context, that’s not normal.

In your context, there is no normal, but your actions were rational.

Hope you recover quickly, friend, and get the cup of tea you deserve.

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Are you browsing "new" on "all" on desktop? That's a known bug. But otherwise, first I've heard of that.

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Just waiting for the inevitable AI generated NSFW John Oliver influx.

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