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smuuthbrane

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Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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They’re not 7.

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KEVIN IS DEAD!

LONG LIVE KEVIN!

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This is the game of Let’s See What Kind Of Person You REALLY Are When Things Get A Bit Competitive.

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Despite her disgust, she is holding a mirror so he can check his own ass out. He likes what he sees.

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“Is polish her lamp by the light of day So ships at night can find their way I wanna marry a lighthouse keeper And keep them company”

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Ah, GIFs that I can hear.

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Out of context, that’s not normal.

In your context, there is no normal, but your actions were rational.

Hope you recover quickly, friend, and get the cup of tea you deserve.

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Not pictured: the industrial fan you’ll need.

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Aw, damn. Totally would have, but I already have my slutty holocaust outfit.

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I’d totally elaborate if that wasn’t just a throwaway “heh, this is the least appropriate slutty costume high level concept I can think of” comment.

To be fair it’s just my slutty genocide costume with a couple of SS logos on it.

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This is the vvay.

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Oh, Kevin’s not until Episode VIII.

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Come to think of it may have been episode VIIIII.

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You’re thinking of Babylon 8.

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I’ve been touched by His Noodly Appendage, Ramen.

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I like to think that Spaz inches ever closer to insanity with each of these creative subreddit realignments. Love it!

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I’d sooner watch this than yet another TOS time travel episode.

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I hate it when signs are misspelled.

It’s spelled “pimped”. Geez.

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FRACTIONS

(ftfy)

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I demand GENOUS!!

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Are you browsing "new" on "all" on desktop? That's a known bug. But otherwise, first I've heard of that.

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I do, every time. What I’ve subbed to doesn’t have a huge volume of posts, so to see anything new daily I sort by new. Otherwise there’s just not enough going on here.

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Now we must find the Golden Ratio in the beard.

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Just waiting for the inevitable AI generated NSFW John Oliver influx.

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There is no greater glory than being chosen by the most honorable animal in the universe to be a mattress.

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