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smuuthbrane

@smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works

Almost as smuuth as sharks.

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He’s great, hell crush it.

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Aw man, I was gonna eat that. Now it’s gonna taste like cucumber.

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There’s a throwback. I had that way back in the day myself.

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A wonderful history of calzone subtypes.

smuuthbrane,
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So how do girls drink then??

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Penetrating oil. Giggety.

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This isn’t cringe. This is wince.

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Theoretically, yes. Functionally, no. When you go to pay for something with your infinite bills, would you rather pay with N number of 100 dollar bills or get your wheelbarrow to pay with 100N one dollar bills? The pile may be infinite, but your ability to access it is finite. Ergo, the “denser” pile is worth more.

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Not me, direct the output right onto the BBQ.

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So powerful no shirt can contain it.

smuuthbrane,
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Katana, machete, axe, and body armor so I don’t kill myself with all these implements of cutting and hacking.

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Surely the first two weeks is a grace period right? Like, it doesn’t really count until Jan 15th?

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This is the way.

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That would explain having to “beware the ides of March”, which is mid-March. Sounds like they too had a 2 week grace period.

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I swear I’ve watched 300% more movie than my wife ever has.

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It’s not getting any packets for Christmas.

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IT’S A METAPHOR, NOT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY

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Rambo-ho-ho!

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Das ist de SCHLORPENWASSER!

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Picard was Borg for what, a day? Seven was assimilated as a child and was rescued after a decade and a half? Two?? Hardly even comparable.

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Billionaire was the Imposter.

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It’s fine, that person has their high beams on and can see them clearly.

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I’m just gonna leave the term “custard dumpster” here.

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