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somePotato, to memes in Almost got me there Google!

Google: mind if we put a keylogger on your browser for spellchecking?

You: don’t

Google: OK, we won’t use the keylogger data for spellchecking

somePotato, to lemmyshitpost in See? You still have a chance!

That’s assuming you’ll meet literally every person on earth

Let’s say you will have a meaningful interaction with 1000 people ever, 1% of that leaves you with 10

If you’re not bi make it 5 before you even start considering wether you also find those people attractive back, if they’re single and in the right age range

So get that confidence back down. Statistics are a bitch

somePotato, to memes in Anyways

I will never stop being mad that “literally” got a new dictionary definition that’s literally not literally

somePotato, (edited ) to programmer_humor in no.. just no

I was disgusted by the XML at first, but it’s a readable query returning a sane JSON object.

Meanwhile, I’m mantaining Java code where the SQL is a perfectly square wall of text, and some insane mofo decided the way to read the resulting list of Object[] 🤮 is getting each column by index… so I’d switch to SQXMLL in a heartbeat.

somePotato, (edited ) to memes in brlbrlelebrbrbr

That’s the point of step 2: inspect ass

If you find or smell poopoo obviously don’t proceed to brlbrlelebrbrbr (or do if you’re into that shit who the fuck am I to judge)

somePotato, to comicstrips in Judgement

Ouch my bones

somePotato, to memes in Based

It’s a huge luxury to be able to make money off something you love, even more to just be able to do what you love without worrying about money.

somePotato, to asklemmy in What made up board/card game would be hard to sell to the public either by name or by concept?

Real life the board game©

somePotato, to lemmyshitpost in Headlines be like

They can also make artificial diamonds that are good enough for jewelry, the perception that lab made diamond is different/worse than diamonds pulled from the ground is just propaganda to keep the artificial scarcity

somePotato, (edited ) to science_memes in Its diving speed during flight is more than 300 km (186 miles) per hour, making it not only the world’s fastest bird but also the world’s fastest animal.

To be faaaair, the cheetah reaches 100+ km/h on it’s own merits, the dumb falcon just falls really fast

If you drop a whale from space it will probably beat that speed record while falling, the falcon doesn’t get extra credit just because he can get up there and survive without help

somePotato, (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

The movies did a great job at presenting thanos as an extremist that sincerely wants the greater good by questionable means, but it falls apart because his grand plan is just so stupid. The only way to reconcile the sympathetic character with the dumb plan is to point out he’s “THANOS THE MAD TITAN”, not “THANOS THE TITAN THAT FULLY CONSIDERS THE CONSEQUENCES OF HIS ACTIONS”

Would have been much better if they just kept his original motivation from the comics: Death is a hot lady and horny thanos does the snap as a gift to her

somePotato, to memes in Watch out, he's a pro.

LALALALALALALALALALALAA I CAN’T HEAR YOU THEREFORE YOU CAN’T DISPROVE MY ARGUMENT LALALALALALAALALALALALA

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