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some_guy,

Sounds like fun. I’ll try this next year.

some_guy,

Tangential: If the toilet paper shortage during the pan wasn’t enough to wake Americans up to the need for bidets, nothing will. We’re savages over here.

some_guy,

When I was a teen, my older brother told me how he got trapped in a cycle of buying candles for light when his electricity was shut off. He thought, “I could pay this damn power bill if I didn’t have to buy so many candles!”

I got trapped in a similar poverty cycle years ago. I couldn’t replace broken dish-ware because I kept having to buy disposable plates for my meals. My mother bought me some cheap plates for xmas that year to break the cycle.

It’s the fallacy of the cheap boots. A rich person can buy nice boots that last ten years. A poor person has to buy cheap boots that need to be replaced every few years. In the end, the poor person spends more on boots with less to show for it.

some_guy,

I’m gonna sound like a dick who didn’t really address the intended question, but why use those sites? Not being on corporate social media solves the problem. I know that doesn’t work for a lot of people, so apologies to those folks.

some_guy,

He has no hackers. He does all the hacks himself. He’s fucking Neo, from the Matrix, man.

some_guy,

Someone I used to work with gets paid a truly ridiculous amount of money because she changes jobs around every 14 months to 2 years. She hates every job she takes and is constantly worried that her boss hates her in every role. I don’t think she’s happy, despite the huge pay. I’d rather be happy. I work to live, not live to work.

some_guy,

Got lucky. But one year my wonderful kitty got very sick and had to be put down on Xmas eve. That coal hurt for months and years. Happily, I’ve worked through it. My two kitties got tuna on Xmas day.

some_guy,

My heart breaks for your family. Love on the remaining fur-people extra hard and think of all the good times your lost kitty got to have with you.

some_guy,

Queue Mitch Hedberg…

www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqOkWWV6a_U

some_guy,

Ah, you’re right. Silly me.

some_guy,

And invalidate the person who corrected me? No. I’ll live with my shame. I’m pedantic about writing, spelling, grammar. I made a mistake. I’ll live with it.

some_guy,

Good out-loud chuckle here. Well played. Thanks.

some_guy,

They couldn’t define “communism” then, they can’t define “socialism” now. No change.

Oh shit. I didn’t even realize. We implemented desegregation and we’ve been a communist state ever since! Holy fuck!

some_guy,

That comment requires some evidence.

some_guy,

When I was nineteen, a friend was driving us home on LSD (please don’t do this). He said that was like a game. The third person in the vehicle said that didn’t make him any more confident. We got home safe, somehow. Lucas, if you’re reading this, good job. Also, fuck you for driving while we were on drugs.

some_guy,

The gun will have his dried saliva, meaning that I can clone him. It’ll be A House of Cobains, just like A House of Cosbys.

some_guy,

No, you’re mistaken. Lonnie is on the Right, which means his satellites reflect and amplify prayers. Or at least get a pass. He hates LGBTQ people, so he’s “good.” /s

some_guy,

I laughed for a solid minute letting this replay. Sent to the person I love the most. Thanks for this.

some_guy,

First out-loud laugh of the day. Love it.

some_guy,

Who, funnily enough, seem able to take a day off whenever they like.

some_guy,

Wait, did twitch become something that interests me when I wasn’t looking?

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