southbayrideshare

southbayrideshare, 8 months ago

This is the photographic equivalent of Lewis Black’s “if it wasn’t for my horse, I wouldn’t have spent that year in college.”

It doesn’t make sense at first, but your brain has to rationalize it so it comes up with a plausible explanation. It doesn’t have the context to know if that’s the right explanation, so while you’re driving to work and going about your day it’s still trying to process this in the background, quietly pushing you toward an aneurism years later.

southbayrideshare, 9 months ago (edited 9 months ago)

In Islam, there is an apocryphal story of the prophet Muhammad doing this for his cat Muezza.

southbayrideshare, 9 months ago

They are warning the kibble in Sto-bowl-kor that a great meal is about to arrive. The food in the bowl is only an empty shell now; the humans should treat it as such and dispose of it.