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southsamurai, to memes in Almost a shitpost.
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Grease. Lots of grease

southsamurai, to memes in Almost a shitpost.
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Man, it ain’t the beans, it’s the peppers and/or spices.

Seriously, I’m not fucking with you. Beans are great insoluble fiber, and they reduce the effect of the other ingredients to some degree. This is a widely used way for IBS sufferers to reduce the impact of the effect. Extra beans, as long as you aren’t sensitive to the beans themselves (which is a thing), or added dairy (again, if that isn’t a trigger for you), and doubling up the tortillas all help to some degree.

If the dish is also fatty, that’s going to end in your end not ending well. Since what a lot of people think of as “Mexican” tends to be like what you get at Chipotle or Taco Bell, the fattiness is assumed.

southsamurai, to asklemmy in Someone picks up a guitar at a party, what song would be hype if they played?
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Acoustic? You’d need something lively and familiar. A great option for country music is “friends in low places”. Oldies, “hound dog” can get a party bouncing. More modern pop, something like cee-lo green’s “fuck you” would work okay (there’s tabs for it, and I’ve heard it done on acoustic, and it did get a crowd going).

Electric, it’s way too open, but that’s more of a party killer because it’s just too loud for small settings and good conversation, which is what actually makes a home party fun. If you wanted loud music, you’d play stuff on a stereo rather than have one guitarist noodling and fucking around (and they will noodle and fuck around, guitarists can’t help it).

So, it’s really about the crowd, in other words. Unless the crowd is musically homogeneous, you gotta go with famous songs that cross genres because of the popularity.

southsamurai, to privacyguides in Police in Canada look into tech that accesses your home security cameras
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<span style="color:#323232;">And this is why I have no cameras in my home
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southsamurai, to memes in What the hell is going on at Wikipedia?
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Look, I came here to chew gum and fuck ussy, and I’m all out of gum, musicalfruit-ussy

southsamurai, to privacyguides in Police in Canada look into tech that accesses your home security cameras
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My homie, my twerks are free for all visitors, but you gotta leave the camera at the door

southsamurai, to memes in Lookin at you Blahaja Zone
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Just a reminder

It is possible to block users when they forget that memes should be fun.

southsamurai, to memes in What about you?
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Swap that out for Spanish, and that’s me.

4 years of it in high school, and the best I can manage is sounding like a drunk 5 year old that curses with what I’m told is a Mexico City accent because the girl I dated from Mexico City taught me the fun words.

Like, I would have to have a dictionary in front of me to apologize for my bad spanish and be clearly understood. That’s how bad my Spanish is. But in my head? I’m all suave and shit. And in my dreams, I’m bloody fluent. Awake? Not even close

southsamurai, to memes in ain't got no rizz
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No, no, that doesn’t count. That’s a classic bit of slang, not some trendy wave.

southsamurai, to memes in ain't got no rizz
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Just yeet that shit

southsamurai, to asklemmy in So how much "bad" debt are you in?
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Approximately 1.5k

Had to replace some shit around the house unexpectedly, and credit was the only route there.

Like you, it’s the only debt I have other than mortgage, though I suspect in going to end up having to take on some fire a vehicle swap soon-ish

southsamurai, to science_memes in Double-slit
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I mean, magic is just weird shit that isn’t fully understood yet.

That being said, you might as well look at it as branches.

Each state is a possibility, thus both exist.

The “magic” isn’t that the probabilities of either state being in effect suddenly collapsed and became reality. The magic is that by observing the result, we collapse our own probability and are suddenly aware of the branch that we exist in. But we also exist in that other branch, suddenly aware that we exist in it. But “both” of us are incapable of viewing that other branch.

Which is all mumbo-jumbo, but I’m a fiction writer, so I don’t have to be rigorous :)

southsamurai, to memes in Threw out my back... While walking?
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I literally feel that. Jfc.

southsamurai, to asklemmy in Favorite Mastodon client
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Megalodon or moshidon. Not much preference between them

southsamurai, to memes in 10/10
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I would object on general principles, but…

Well…

It ain’t wrong lol.

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