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southsamurai, to memes in "Ar... Are you okay?"
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I swear to fucking god, I live this meme

southsamurai, to memes in Plus your enemy knows what's coming
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My kiai says otherwise!

southsamurai, to thefarside in 12 December 2023
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Must be Mongo’s brother

southsamurai, to memes in It's just like calling someone's printer from your landline.
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Jesus, I remember the first time I got hit with that line (the old guys part, nobody has ever tried the fax on on me…yet). Just hearing it made me feel creepy considering the source, and I was only fucking 32. The girl was 17 FCOL. I literally noped out. Took off saying nope over and over again.

I’ve had giant leather bears hit on me and felt complimented. But that kid just skeeved me out. Luckily, it’s never happened with anyone that young again, but it still isn’t exactly the best line to use lol

southsamurai, to linuxmemes in Pick wisely
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What’s kinda funny is that the Christian version relies on faith in an outside authority to make moral decisions.

southsamurai, to science_memes in I dunno, still might be aliens with this one.
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Pluto is a planet

southsamurai, to science_memes in abandonware empires
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Wanna bet?

I’ve been handing out free copies of shit for over a decade now. Shit that I got published as an author.

I would absolutely do the same with software. Mind you, that’s assuming I was allowed to. It’s unlikely any given code monkey is going to own the company entirely with that kind of hardware.

southsamurai, to asklemmy in Circumcised men, how do you feel about your parents having mutilated your penis without your consent?
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About the same as I feel about rage bait titles

southsamurai, to memes in Do yourself a favor
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Amen!

I fucking love me some slaw, but a Reuben by definition has kraut, period.

southsamurai, to memes in ain't got no rizz
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No, no, that doesn’t count. That’s a classic bit of slang, not some trendy wave.

southsamurai, to asklemmy in Do you think Jon Stewart should run for president of the United States?
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Nope, and he doesn’t want to. He would not be a good president. What be would be good at is a cabinet position. Maybe even a legislator, though he’d have to figure out how to pick good staff for that job.

southsamurai, to memes in W.... Will they stream it?
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Are they having a solo category?

southsamurai, to memes in I'm starting to feel like there's not much choice
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Supposed to be, no. Turned out to be, yes.

southsamurai, to memes in Upholders of the social contract
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My crippled ass limps and canes my way to the nearest provided spot.

If I can do this with one leg that barely works, two bad knees, a bad back, and after a half hour+ of misery stumping around a grocery store, nobody not in a chair has an excuse. And it ain’t that hard to return a cart in a chair.

southsamurai, to piracy in If purchasing isn’t owning, then piracy isn’t stealing
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Look at the shit sony is apparently intending to do. Total bullshit.

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