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Surely that’s an urban legend, like truck nutz and decent beer.

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Once The Man figures out that windmills would make good persistence-of-vision displays to play adverts on, I’m going to start burning them down.

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You could do the job with less, but you’d grumble about it.

I think the shower in my current house is luxurious because it’s large enough that I can turn around without knocking things off the shower caddy.

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In Tonga it’s still a common practice to bury relatives in front of your home.

My First Regular Expressions

I’ve been reading Mastering Regular Expressions by Jeffrey E.F. Friedl, and since nobody in my life (aside from my wife) cares, I thought I’d share something I’m pretty proud of. My first set of regular expressions, that I wrote myself to manipulate the text I’m working with....

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I use it to tell me which page of the Pathfinder 1e manual I should look on for the rules I need.

Is there an artist so horrible that no matter how hard you try that you cannot separate their art from them?

Similar to the recent question about artists where you can successfully separate them from their art. Are there any artists who did something so horrible, so despicable, that it has instantly invalidated all art that they have had any part in?

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I know he used the Papyrus font for his book, but c’mon. It’s free.

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That’s the problem with threads like this - you meet your heroes.

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Oh, my alarm doesn’t have a snooze function. I’m not responsible enough for that kind of power.

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I get notifications for text messages, nothing else. The phone is not the boss of me. I am the boss of the phone.

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I haven’t done any long division since highschool, and now that I’d like to, I can’t remember how. 🥺

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A talk show host in my country failed to keep a straight face over the name and lost his job. It’s okay though, we don’t miss him.

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Never saw it, but my parents watched a lot of crime movies that I didn’t understand. Probably for the best. I was sort of a nervous kid.

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Judging by the responses you’re getting “be negative” is a rule.

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Minecraft. Sky Factory 3 - a void world modpack. Nothing exists without my having created it. I can allow mobs to spawn on my platform or not, depending on how I feel.

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The Quantum Thief trilogy. Mainly because part of it takes place in Oubliette, a city whose buildings, plazas and monuments are carried across the surface of Mars by giant robots. That ought to be quite a spectacle.

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Once upon a time, comics made us laugh.

Then the culture changed and they made us laugh and cry.

Now…?

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While I approve of the sentiment, if I see this on a t-shirt, it means something went wrong somewhere in the process.

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Nine out of ten doctors are great.

The regulations exist because of the tenth doctor.

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Get one! Learn to predict the weather by keeping an eye on pressure changes. It could be a little hobby.

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You don’t make friends with salad that attitude.

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Pretty much every day I try to force-choke a colleague too.

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