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Get one! Learn to predict the weather by keeping an eye on pressure changes. It could be a little hobby.

Will human societies always enshittify themselves?

It seems society always goes down the shitter over and over following the same path. People rise to wealth and power extracted on the repression of the masses, massive disparity, ignorance exemplified, xenophobia and blaming minorities for any possible issue, laws signed with golden pens but becoming more meaningless when...

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It’s called sortition. It was practiced in ancient Greece.

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When I’m playing Minecraft and the youngest cat wants attention, she always steps on my keyboard number pad and disables my mini-map. 😒

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A nice normal guy WHO PLAYS THE ACCORDION.

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You don’t make friends with salad that attitude.

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Pretty much every day I try to force-choke a colleague too.

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You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

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Please don’t tell my wife. I’d rather set my kitchen on fire than make this for her.

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Funnest fact: There’s a cookbook titled Cooking With Poo, but it’s not the book you’re thinking of.

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How much do I need to pay you for that to not happen?

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Alignment memes are getting less and less connected to reality.

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The idea of listening to a musical and not watching one honestly never occurred to me.

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This means something. I can feel it in my bones.

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My wife taught English in Thailand for a while. She liked hearing these in her room at night because it meant the mosquitoes would be less of a problem, but they could get pretty loud.

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Reading this has definitely made my day better.

Cleaning the ocean now seems like something we can actually do.

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I’m a meat popsicle.

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