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You don’t make friends with salad that attitude.

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Get one! Learn to predict the weather by keeping an eye on pressure changes. It could be a little hobby.

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Did you forget your ear? I thought all woodworkers kept their pencil on their ear.

Not the clumsy ones. Not after a little while.

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You wouldn’t be assuming that everyone on Lemmy is American, would you? Because I lost my shit over that too.

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Nine out of ten doctors are great.

The regulations exist because of the tenth doctor.

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I’m in administration and part of my job is filling out forms and reports that no-one will ever need unless there’s a problem in which case they become very important indeed.

In today’s business environment we tend to forget that redundancy = resilience.

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Funnest fact: There’s a cookbook titled Cooking With Poo, but it’s not the book you’re thinking of.

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How much do I need to pay you for that to not happen?

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Please don’t tell my wife. I’d rather set my kitchen on fire than make this for her.

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When I’m playing Minecraft and the youngest cat wants attention, she always steps on my keyboard number pad and disables my mini-map. 😒

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Pretty much every day I try to force-choke a colleague too.

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I pressed CTRL+ALT+DEL twice at the same time.

Will human societies always enshittify themselves?

It seems society always goes down the shitter over and over following the same path. People rise to wealth and power extracted on the repression of the masses, massive disparity, ignorance exemplified, xenophobia and blaming minorities for any possible issue, laws signed with golden pens but becoming more meaningless when...

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It’s called sortition. It was practiced in ancient Greece.

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Alignment memes are getting less and less connected to reality.

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The idea of listening to a musical and not watching one honestly never occurred to me.

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This means something. I can feel it in my bones.

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