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My government gave the NSA the ability to mass-surveil our phone calls in order to stay good friends with the US. I’d surely love to boycott that.

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New Zealand in this case. Misery loves company?

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When you do, don’t judge the series by the first volume. DC told Gaiman they wanted a horror series. It was only after that they loosened the reins and let him take the story where he wanted it to go.

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The Quantum Thief trilogy. Mainly because part of it takes place in Oubliette, a city whose buildings, plazas and monuments are carried across the surface of Mars by giant robots. That ought to be quite a spectacle.

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Stephen Colbert strikes me as someone who knows how to respect the source material.

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Not the last. Chronicles of Amber is awesome.

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Their health. I’ve reached the age where most of my friends have something to say about their health. It becomes a sort of one-upmanship game, where everyone has to top the person who spoke last with their afflictions. What is this, the misery olympics?

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…Join usssss…

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I have a wife and three cats. Being stuck in traffic is the closest thing I have to free time.

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But it was her mother who destroyed half the universe.

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I don’t remember they guy’s name, but he was a Minecraft Youtuber who liked to shout “Let’s go!” at the end of EVERY SENTENCE HE SPOKE. I gave him ten minutes of my attention and that was being generous.

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This man is Indian from the chin up and the shoulders down. In between he is pure brass.

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Don’t feel guilty. You’ve gotta protect yourself. Your job is hazardous enough.

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My wife carries a fold-up nylon shopping bag in her handbag everywhere we go. Useful in a surprising number of situations.

We’ve switched from petroleum plastic to cornstarch plastic bin liners in our kitchen. They’re not as sturdy (basically they start to break down the moment they get wet) but they’re solid enough to carry a week’s cooking waste out to the big bin.

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I choose to fling them both at the person serving me this atrocity, then punch him in the kidneys while he’s distracted.

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I sigh, shake my head, then redo the work the way I should have done it the first time.

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It’s more like…

Me: “I should do it like this.”

Narrator: “But somehow he didn’t.”

Me: “It would be so much better if I had done it like I planned.”

[QUESTION] What's the most interesting thing you've eaten?

When I travel, I try to taste the local cuisine and love to try things that I’ve never had before. Recently I tried haggis, which was outstanding. I’ve also had hakarl (fermented shark - not really my cup of tea, but glad I tried it) and balut (surprisingly tasty)....

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Chocolate covered crickets. What made them interesting is they tasted nothing like chocolate and I kinda suspect the person who gave them to me of having sucked the coating off them first.

And the legs were scratchy on the way down.

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So even a 70°C cup of coffee (slightly warm, almost cold) is 343 kelvin.

Not relevant to your point, but 60°C is hot enough to scald. If that cup of coffee was 70°C, I’d be careful about sipping it.

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Sometimes I think it must be nice to be stupid.

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While I approve of the sentiment, if I see this on a t-shirt, it means something went wrong somewhere in the process.

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No no no, we only wish it was dead, instead of being forced to watch Disney trot out its stale corpse again any time they think they sniff profit.

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Meme makers making memes about meme makers making memes… I don’t know if the humour’s too refined for me or if it’s just not funny.

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Once upon a time, comics made us laugh.

Then the culture changed and they made us laugh and cry.

Now…?

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