surewhynotlem

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surewhynotlem,

Many drivers of apps like door dash won’t take a delivery if there’s no tip in the app. They would prefer cash, but users can’t be trusted to not give zero.

surewhynotlem,

And some of the ones at target are THICC. Mmmmm.

surewhynotlem,

Abso-fucking-lutely it isn’t. If you slip out doggy, she isn’t going to gravity slam your dick in half.

surewhynotlem,

What was unemployment like? I’m about to be there soon for the first time ever.

surewhynotlem,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/b1c1b181-20a2-444b-a29d-cb6eac72015e.jpeg

surewhynotlem,

I can see it. It says it’s been posted for 2 hours. If you’re saying ten, there must be some replication issue.

surewhynotlem,

This response is a hate crime

surewhynotlem,

That’s beautiful.

surewhynotlem,

I recommend that everyone swallow a tictac placebo every day for exactly this reason. It cures everything.

surewhynotlem,

No, they worship it. It’s American Idol, not American Kinda Like.

surewhynotlem,

She wasn’t offended by the answer. She thought the cat couldn’t talk and was just saying ‘meow’.

surewhynotlem,

That’s the joke though. He makes the ridiculous claim that he has a taking cat. She’s skeptical. She sees evidence to make her think the guy is a fraud. SURPRISE, it’s a real talking cat. That’s the twist.

surewhynotlem,

Murder of a consciousness is abhorent, but that doesn’t really happen. So are you also against pulling the plug on the brain dead?

surewhynotlem,

First you create a problem, then you sell them the solution. It’s a great business model apparently.

surewhynotlem,

They just know their politics are shitty and don’t want to be judged for it. Otherwise they’d agree.

surewhynotlem,

I love when people talk about politics. It makes it very easy to decide whether I should be their friend or not.

surewhynotlem,

He’s a chameleon. I always have to look up what characters he plays because I can’t picture it.

surewhynotlem,

How DARE you disrespect Gary Oldman like that

surewhynotlem,

If you’ve never watched the Poorly Drawn Lines cartoon, I recommend it. It’s short, but ridiculous.

surewhynotlem,

Wipe?? Amateur. Pop that baby in your mouth and give it a proper lick down.

surewhynotlem,

Tried to take the high road but it wasn’t ADA compliant

surewhynotlem,

That brings back memories

surewhynotlem,

It’s fun to rag on how much of a POS your first car was, even though you secretly remember it fondly. That’s Ubuntu’s place now.

surewhynotlem,

Epic NPC Man. Their show is great, but now when I pay video games I can’t help but see their characters in the NPC.

Greg the garlic farmer does not belong in the fallout series.

surewhynotlem,

Make it look like it was vandalized by college kids. Then put stickers over the vulgar parts. Come up with a great story about how you feel asleep at a bus stop and then had to try and make it work safe again.

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