surewhynotlem

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surewhynotlem,

Murder of a consciousness is abhorent, but that doesn’t really happen. So are you also against pulling the plug on the brain dead?

surewhynotlem,

Freedom of speech is just fine. Call me when the government arrests you for something you say.

surewhynotlem,

I feel like that’s funnier, but only to a very small subset of people.

surewhynotlem,

Look up skibidi. It’s surreal nonsense.

surewhynotlem,

Tried to take the high road but it wasn’t ADA compliant

surewhynotlem,

How does that prevent landlording for profit? It seems like it would just prevent holding property without using it?

But yes, we pay land tax on all land in the US, based on property value and structures. Regardless if it’s rented.

surewhynotlem,

Pronounced “pong”

surewhynotlem,

No, they worship it. It’s American Idol, not American Kinda Like.

surewhynotlem,

See, this is one belief system that is easy to disprove. Just look at all the people. Can anyone honestly say they’ve worked their way up? Are humans really the cream of the enlightenment crop?

surewhynotlem,

And some of the ones at target are THICC. Mmmmm.

surewhynotlem,

I’m convinced the raspberry companies are just shipping mold at this point.

surewhynotlem,

I can see it. It says it’s been posted for 2 hours. If you’re saying ten, there must be some replication issue.

surewhynotlem,

I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It’s anyone not??

surewhynotlem,

Many drivers of apps like door dash won’t take a delivery if there’s no tip in the app. They would prefer cash, but users can’t be trusted to not give zero.

surewhynotlem,

It’s fun to rag on how much of a POS your first car was, even though you secretly remember it fondly. That’s Ubuntu’s place now.

surewhynotlem,

That brings back memories

surewhynotlem,

Not sure if you meant India or Indiana. I’d believe either.

surewhynotlem,

That’s beautiful.

surewhynotlem,

Yes officer, this guy over here

surewhynotlem,

This response is a hate crime

surewhynotlem,

Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.

surewhynotlem,

Make it look like it was vandalized by college kids. Then put stickers over the vulgar parts. Come up with a great story about how you feel asleep at a bus stop and then had to try and make it work safe again.

surewhynotlem,

If you’ve never watched the Poorly Drawn Lines cartoon, I recommend it. It’s short, but ridiculous.

surewhynotlem,

How DARE you disrespect Gary Oldman like that

surewhynotlem,

He’s a chameleon. I always have to look up what characters he plays because I can’t picture it.

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