surewhynotlem

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surewhynotlem,

Pronounced “pong”

surewhynotlem,

Nitro is shaping up to be a good alternative for enterprise needs. Not sure about the rest. They seem to have a strangle hold on the creative suite in the enterprise.

surewhynotlem,

Obligatory “fuck Adobe”. My proudest moment last year was cutting our company’s Acrobat licenses by 70% and taking about a million bucks out of their greedy little pockets.

Nitro Pro is great anyway. It does the job.

surewhynotlem,

Research also shows that being above average attractive physically isn’t a thing most people don’t require.

Make her laugh. Be kind. Get laid.

surewhynotlem,

Nope. It’s called “agreeing”. Not everything on the Internet is an argument.

surewhynotlem,

This isn’t about removing people from society. It’s about the practice of using them to perform free labor.

surewhynotlem,

Yes, you can use slaves to offset the cost of their upkeep. That argument sucks.

surewhynotlem,

You’re in a meeting with 16 people with identical corporate laptops. Easy way to see whose is whose if they’re not open.

surewhynotlem,

It’s clearly a one person bus without wheels

surewhynotlem,

Freedom of speech is just fine. Call me when the government arrests you for something you say.

surewhynotlem,

Jokes on them. I can be looking straight at something and still not be paying attention.

surewhynotlem,

I’m convinced the raspberry companies are just shipping mold at this point.

surewhynotlem,

See, this is one belief system that is easy to disprove. Just look at all the people. Can anyone honestly say they’ve worked their way up? Are humans really the cream of the enlightenment crop?

surewhynotlem,

I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It’s anyone not??

surewhynotlem,

This is the to-do list

surewhynotlem,

Yes officer, this guy over here

surewhynotlem,

Including code you’ve written yourself.

surewhynotlem,

“what idiot wrote this?”

Checks the commit

“Well I’m sure I had a good reason”

surewhynotlem,

It’s not just the fingering. You have to tongue it just right at the same time.

… the trumpet taught me a very useful set of life skills …

surewhynotlem,

I do see you everywhere. So either you have exactly the same tastes as me, or you’re everywhere 😃

Either way, it’s great.

surewhynotlem,

You’re lucky to not have been exposed to those people.

But yes. Take him back by making him cute

surewhynotlem,

Look up skibidi. It’s surreal nonsense.

surewhynotlem,

I feel like that’s funnier, but only to a very small subset of people.

surewhynotlem,

Not sure if you meant India or Indiana. I’d believe either.

surewhynotlem,

How does that prevent landlording for profit? It seems like it would just prevent holding property without using it?

But yes, we pay land tax on all land in the US, based on property value and structures. Regardless if it’s rented.

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