surewhynotlem

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surewhynotlem,

You’re in a meeting with 16 people with identical corporate laptops. Easy way to see whose is whose if they’re not open.

surewhynotlem,

It’s clearly a one person bus without wheels

surewhynotlem,

Pronounced “pong”

surewhynotlem,

I always find this interesting because my story went something like this:

“ADHD are just people with normal impulses, but more frequent and less able to control them”

“I’m smart and able to multitask really well. Sure I fixate on things sometimes but everyone does. And of course I can have that espresso before bed. Caffeine doesn’t affect me.”

“Everyone creates patterns in their life to remember basic things. Counting steps in my daily routine, time boxing tasks with alarms, and giving myself lots of little rewards is just efficient time management. I wouldn’t call it a coping mechanism”

“Having kids is stressful and my patterns are broken, that’s normal right? I should talk to someone.”

“What do you mean I’m ‘ADHD as fuck’. You’re a doctor, that’s not appropriate language”

“This medication reduces a lot of my internal anxiety and let’s be be in control of my life. I had no idea normal people felt like this all the time”

So, please, tell us how neurodivergent traits all seem normal to you. And welcome to the club.

surewhynotlem,

You’re lucky to not have been exposed to those people.

But yes. Take him back by making him cute

surewhynotlem,

This is the to-do list

surewhynotlem,

Including code you’ve written yourself.

surewhynotlem,

“what idiot wrote this?”

Checks the commit

“Well I’m sure I had a good reason”

surewhynotlem,

Yes officer, this guy over here

surewhynotlem,

It’s not just the fingering. You have to tongue it just right at the same time.

… the trumpet taught me a very useful set of life skills …

surewhynotlem,

Research also shows that being above average attractive physically isn’t a thing most people don’t require.

Make her laugh. Be kind. Get laid.

surewhynotlem,

Nope. It’s called “agreeing”. Not everything on the Internet is an argument.

surewhynotlem,

This isn’t about removing people from society. It’s about the practice of using them to perform free labor.

surewhynotlem,

Yes, you can use slaves to offset the cost of their upkeep. That argument sucks.

surewhynotlem,

Obligatory “fuck Adobe”. My proudest moment last year was cutting our company’s Acrobat licenses by 70% and taking about a million bucks out of their greedy little pockets.

Nitro Pro is great anyway. It does the job.

surewhynotlem,

Nitro is shaping up to be a good alternative for enterprise needs. Not sure about the rest. They seem to have a strangle hold on the creative suite in the enterprise.

surewhynotlem,

I do see you everywhere. So either you have exactly the same tastes as me, or you’re everywhere 😃

Either way, it’s great.

surewhynotlem,

How does that prevent landlording for profit? It seems like it would just prevent holding property without using it?

But yes, we pay land tax on all land in the US, based on property value and structures. Regardless if it’s rented.

surewhynotlem,

Freedom of speech is just fine. Call me when the government arrests you for something you say.

surewhynotlem,

See, this is one belief system that is easy to disprove. Just look at all the people. Can anyone honestly say they’ve worked their way up? Are humans really the cream of the enlightenment crop?

surewhynotlem,

I just assume everyone on Lemmy is also on the can. It’s anyone not??

surewhynotlem,

I’m convinced the raspberry companies are just shipping mold at this point.

surewhynotlem,

Not sure if you meant India or Indiana. I’d believe either.

surewhynotlem,

Look up skibidi. It’s surreal nonsense.

surewhynotlem,

How DARE you disrespect Gary Oldman like that

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