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How some people are in comments. Always gotta get that one last comment in the chain in.

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Why do you all have issues with Taco Bell? Never in my life have I had the bubble guts from the Bell. Do you guys just not eat many beans or something and the extra fiber loosens you up? Is it food poisoning?

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Anubis from SG1. Dude was banished by the other goa’uld for doing unspeakable things.

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Kathy just programs up a holographic vibrator then deletes his wife. She’s into the kinky shit.

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Brian George Dr Bashir’s dad is a gem. I wish he had stayed as Arjun. That new guy felt so off.

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When you take a pic with your phone and the weird things are shown, that’s a moire.

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Why do you guys think Argyle disappeared? It’s absolutely because Riker stole his beard and Argyle couldn’t handle how much better it looked on Bill.

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On a scale of Data to Okona how high are you?

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It’s just as bad in spanish. I’m an american with a colombian paisa accent in spanish and it messes with the mexicans. They love it since it’s not what they usually hear.

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Lets start an ESL school that only teaches the transatlantic accent and see if we can revive it.

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put a ! in front of your link and it will open in the users home instance. !englishlearning

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As a kid there was a river near where I lived that you could sometimes find fossils in. Made me so happy every time.

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Whoa, my love. My darling. I’ve hungered for your touch.

I was thinking earlier this week if I could come up with a good Ghost/Beverly meme but I wouldn’t be as good as this. This is perfection. Bravo.

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It’s not in bad taste. I downloaded it before he died.

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/4c46ebbb-bfb5-450e-a3bc-c30e3c116848.jpeg

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I’ll be thinking on it. By the time I have it we’ll probably be onto Klingon acid punk memes.

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I don’t think I’m quite familiar with that phrase.

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I came looking for The Culture. Those are such great stories.

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Squid after posting every Princess Bride/Star Trek meme known to the Vulcan Science Directorate:

https://startrek.website/pictrs/image/ec680cd9-a991-48ea-9d24-96a1f3d94266.jpeg

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