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tourist, to linux in Could 2024 be the year of the diagonal linux desktop?
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I never knew people could microdose deliriants

tourist, to linuxmemes in I'm pretty much sure Spotify knows my music taste pretty well!
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you soy avocado saul goodman

tourist, to privacy in Pharmacies Are Giving Your Medical Data To Police
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Meanwhile, I’ve seen dozens of videos on Instagram of cartel guys floating literal boatloads full of coke and god knows what else across the gulf of mexico.

Watching the US government handle drug enforcement is like watching a toddler eat piss with a fork. Whatever they’re hoping to achieve isn’t going to help anyone and they’re not even trying to do it effectively.

tourist, to memes in Pinky promise it isn't AI
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but OP pinky promised

tourist, to memes in When you have a heart disease and will die alone and fat
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What did he do?

tourist, to linuxmemes in When your kids misbehave
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druga

tourist, to baldurs_gate_3 in I am astounded that someone made this...
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god fuck why did I post that

tourist, to baldurs_gate_3 in I am astounded that someone made this...
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I mean, the loosest rodent anus is probably comparable to a moderately tight human anus at most.

tourist, to memes in it does seem that way sometimes
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at least some of these:

en.m.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_mass_hysteria_cases

I’m no expert on ergot, but I’d place a small wager on it being involved with the dancing plague and the meowing nuns

Otherwise probably just boredom. There was jackshit fuckall to do back then. Not like now, where you have to spend 3 hours a day in traffic and 9 hours a day fixing your completely fucked npm installation

tourist, to newcommunities in Shitty Million Dollar Ideas: A place to pitch your fever dream ideas for Shark Tank
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taking the name quite literally

im here for it

tourist, to lemmyshitpost in A minor oopsie
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So about half the volume of my upstairs neighbours

tourist, to lemmyshitpost in Do It Yourself
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Dm me and I’ll direct you to a random sex toy shop with no SSL certificate

tourist, to lemmyshitpost in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...
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Every penis is detatchable if you’re bored enough

tourist, to lemmyshitpost in I'm now concerned about the billions I flushed in my teen years...
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I like how it’s “a” penis

implying it’s not yours

conjures beautiful mental imagery

tourist, to lemmyshitpost in Break my phone if she ain't
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I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf

“He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”

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