Break my phone if she ain't
therealjcdenton, I knew it that’s why I only like men
Valmond, But what’s the green thing in her mouth, the frog driving the android?
Plantfoodclock, “I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’M NOT PAYING TAXES”
ChrislyBear, If a woman showed interest (lolol), I’d unironically be inclined to ask her who she works for…
There’s no hope for me anymore.
PsychedSy, But which state?
Gruntyfish, Delaware
The_Ferry, Gaseous I think though solid doesn’t seem like too long of a stretch
cows_are_underrated, From the deep state.
Blue_Morpho, State of indifference
captainlezbian, My girlfriend will be pissed you called her a statist
prole, (edited ) Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.
Pregnenolone, How dare she come in to my box???
citrusface, Mail order bride
Slow, And often these women look like Mrs. Puff…
gullible, “My how you’ve grown!”
“I’m onto you, grandma.”
stoy, Eh, I’ll take it at this point…
tourist, 
I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf
“He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”
Rolando, "“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”
theodewere, 
keeping her in a cardboard box is probably the right move
PP_BOY_, (edited ) 
This is the truth.
Only have sex with men if you want to be an independent, free citizen
Sabre363, Damn, even the state doesn’t want me
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