Break my phone if she ain't
gullible, “My how you’ve grown!”
“I’m onto you, grandma.”
theodewere, 
keeping her in a cardboard box is probably the right move
stoy, Eh, I’ll take it at this point…
tourist, 
I’ll happily take a state appointed surveillance gf
“He’s got a bunch of ebooks for improvised munitions and amphetamine synthesis, but he’s way too fucking stupid and lazy to do anything with it. Please dear god can you take me off this assignment”
Rolando, "“Oh God he’s looking at memes again…”
Pregnenolone, How dare she come in to my box???
citrusface, Mail order bride
PP_BOY_, (edited ) 
This is the truth.
Only have sex with men if you want to be an independent, free citizen
captainlezbian, My girlfriend will be pissed you called her a statist
Sabre363, Damn, even the state doesn’t want me
ChrislyBear, If a woman showed interest (lolol), I’d unironically be inclined to ask her who she works for…
There’s no hope for me anymore.
Plantfoodclock, “I don’t care who the IRS sends, I’M NOT PAYING TAXES”
PsychedSy, But which state?
Gruntyfish, Delaware
The_Ferry, Gaseous I think though solid doesn’t seem like too long of a stretch
cows_are_underrated, From the deep state.
Blue_Morpho, State of indifference
Valmond, But what’s the green thing in her mouth, the frog driving the android?
Slow, And often these women look like Mrs. Puff…
therealjcdenton, I knew it that’s why I only like men
prole, (edited ) Exterminate all rational thought. That is the conclusion I have come to.
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