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A car tried to reverse onto me the other day, at a red light they went forward then popped it into reverse and backed up really quick but luckily stopped before it hit me

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Cat should really be above you

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Yeah I’ve noticed at least a lot from my high-school group that dating for about 4 years is a good amount of time, me personally and a lot of close friends seemed to have hit their hardships in a relationship around that 4 year mark. Also moving is a good test about how you do in stress haha

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Those locks take a lot of energy from the host

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Nintendo chat that got discontinued because creeps

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First diagonal monitor now trapezoid

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I’ve dropped a screw and spent a good amount of time looking for it only to find it in my pocket later, mostly because I work in a smock that has big front pockets so now it’s my first check when I drop a screw

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Sounds a bit small for a movie

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You have to convince yourself its ok to murder a pedestrian, my friends grandpa hit someone at a crosswalk that way, luckily they were ok and kept on walking but its always better to let your car get up to temp and defrost the windows and wipe down the side windows and mirrors

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They snoozed the alarm so they are late and didnt clean the windshield to rush somewhere

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My printer has to go through like 5 power cycles for it to even detect its ink cartridges. I guess thats what i get for taking the ewaste printer from the office

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Help get that alcohol into your bloodstream quicker and with less blood you can get higher alcohol level

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That subscribe button probably

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what gets me is the shear amount of paint there is, we drive about 30 miles and most of the way is like this with just little mounds of yellow dust and Im sure it all just washes away in the rain to places we dont want it to end up. Also apparently birds need to eat rocks and stuff to help break down food so they hopefully are just getting the little rocks and not the paint chunks

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im not going to risk a towel in case I need a couple more sprays haha

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The Wire, what a good show

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I tried getting music through usenet and ended up just caving and joining my friends Spotify family plan because it was such a pain. I still have lidarr synced with Spotify so as I find new music it tracks it and tries to pull it but most fails

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Nice try AI, you aren’t learning my physical habits

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You can always host your own instance as well

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I mean their parents have probably been tracking them since they were kids so they just grew up thinking it’s normal, I also recently learned kids in school feel awkward if they aren’t walking to class while on their phone because then they feel like people will think they aren’t cool enough to have people to talk to at all times

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Because everyone is only half in and going to Reddit still like crack addicts

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When you get old and you just get a cough of dry dusty’s

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I did this to our shipping guy that had anger issues, he got so mad I got scared to tell him what I did

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