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zalgotext, to asklemmy in Which of your favorite creators content quality went downhill very quickly?

Joshua Weissman. He started out super chill, most of his recipes were pretty approachable, the editing wasn’t over the top, the b-roll stuff at the end was tasteful.

Now it’s like he’s catering to a whole different crowd. The editing is over the top and jammed with memes, he’s more idk, psychotic isn’t quite the right word, but it’s way less chill, he’s constantly saying stuff like “if you don’t use XYZ ingredient then what are you even making this recipe for?”, his recipes are more over the top, and he has a much more elitist opinion of himself and his food. The change happened so quickly too, it was kind of shocking.

zalgotext, to memes in Add-on: same password, same identity.

Then you look up the random string of 36 characters once, think “why did I make this one 36 characters” as you painstakingly type it in with a TV remote, then immediately forget it as soon as you’re logged in.

zalgotext, to lemmyshitpost in Truly inspirational

Nah, most good chefs are cigarette addicted and depressed, that keeps them skinny

zalgotext, to memes in Roughing it

It’s literally Pete’s camper from A Goofy Movie

zalgotext, to memes in *Cries in Debt*

Running a universityNCAA athletics program is legitimately very expensive

FTFY

zalgotext, to science_memes in More like guidelines

Fahrenheit is actually a base-ten system, where 0° was the freezing temperature of a salt/water mixture used in laboratories in the 18th century, and 100° was supposed to be a human’s blood temperature. Another convenient perk of the fahrenheit system is that most European weather occurs inside it’s 0-100 range.

Eventually Fahrenheit saw the scientific need to know the freezing and boiling point of plain water, but instead of adjusting his system, he just found those values within his system.

zalgotext, to memes in Vegan food: The west vs India

Try a fiber supplement. Or eating vegetables.

zalgotext, to memes in The current state of Twitch

From my view, I enjoy watching Twitch for two main reasons:

  1. For the same reason I like watching live sports rather than a 15 minute cut of highlights - the feeling of experiencing events in real time, the payoff of seeing a big play unfold after all the anticipation leading up to it, watching strategies and counter-strategies unfold in real time, that kind of stuff.
  2. For the same reason I like watching video essays, stand-up comedy, interview shows, podcasts, or other media where one particular person is the focus - that person is entertaining to me. They have a personality I vibe with, they’re funny, they have an interesting perspective, etc.

To a lesser extent, it’s also nice background noise. I can throw a stream on at the beginning of my workday and not have to fiddle with it until I’m done with work, because it’s a constant, reliable source of background noise.

zalgotext, to asklemmy in What are your "poor person" money life hacks?

Learn to make your own coffee instead of buying Starbucks or whatever

Be warned, this habit can very easily form into a hobby that is more expensive than buying Starbucks every morning

zalgotext, (edited ) to starwarsmemes in It doesn't always feel good to compare yourself to your parents

The Death Star was huge, I’m sure people fucked and made babies on it. I doubt they would just let people leave the Death Star to go raise their kids. That either means kids were just ejected into space, or they were raised on the Death Star.

Given Darth Vader’s history with children, it’s not unlikely that he just said “fuck them kids” and had them yeeted, but it’s funnier to imagine a Death Star Day Care, so imma go with that as my head canon.

Edit: you guys are coming up with some valid counterpoints, but my head canon is still funnier, so I’m sticking with it.

zalgotext, to memes in Times have changed

At the very least make sure Subway Surfers is playing in one of the corners

zalgotext, to memes in alternative to trees

Ok, I like trees as much as the next person, and much prefer them over these algae tanks.

But what about these “massive experimental water tanks” do you think will damage the infrastructure beneath and around it like tree roots do?

zalgotext, to memes in The slow decline isn't slow anymore

I’m still pissed that the McGuffin in that movie was basic-ass time travel, when they had the way cooler McGuffin of the Quantum Realm they could have explored.

To make matters even worse, it’s seeming like the real reason they did the time travel BS was so they could start the multiverse BS, so they had a justification to continue pumping out garbage content.

zalgotext, (edited ) to memes in Shut. The fuck. Up.

😤🫸 Doing that before or during the movie

😏👉 Doing that after the movie

zalgotext, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

He did the math

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