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zalgotext, to lemmyshitpost in subs > dubs

Having sex makes you a perv?

zalgotext, to comicstrips in Drinking in your 20s vs 30s [Sarah Anderson]

I just realized how I ended up with relatively minor hangovers at worst in college - the bar I frequented had free hot dogs and popcorn, which were salty, delicious little electrolyte sources.

zalgotext, (edited ) to starwarsmemes in It doesn't always feel good to compare yourself to your parents

The Death Star was huge, I’m sure people fucked and made babies on it. I doubt they would just let people leave the Death Star to go raise their kids. That either means kids were just ejected into space, or they were raised on the Death Star.

Given Darth Vader’s history with children, it’s not unlikely that he just said “fuck them kids” and had them yeeted, but it’s funnier to imagine a Death Star Day Care, so imma go with that as my head canon.

Edit: you guys are coming up with some valid counterpoints, but my head canon is still funnier, so I’m sticking with it.

zalgotext, to programmer_humor in Bill is a pro grammer

This resulted in many cases later of developers contacting me to ask me why some bizarre bit of code was in the app in the first place. I always referred them to my manager with an NMP (Not My Problem any more).

I hope this isn’t a real story. It would have taken you just as long to refer them to the commits with your comments still in, and run a git blame to show your manager took them out. Instead you just make yourself look unhelpful and incompetent.

zalgotext, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

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Yeah, they’re not actually American

zalgotext, to memes in It's funnt because it's true

It’s almost like, in such a huge country, there exist people with different tastes.

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The other was some nauseating English breakfast spread, with like baked beans (that’s for summer BBQs not breakfast!).

I really hope that’s irony

zalgotext, to memes in $1 grilled cheese

He did the math

zalgotext, to linuxmemes in They caught us

Lots of terminal commands come with tab-completion out of the box (start typing a command, hit tab to autocomplete, hit tab twice to bring up a list of available options), or have tab completion scripts you can install after the fact.

Lacking tab completion, any worthwhile terminal commands will at least support a -h/–help flag that will print out a help menu summarizing the different options, or you can open up the man pages to see even more detailed documentation with man [whatever terminal command]. If the terminal command doesn’t have either of those, I’d recommend against using it.

zalgotext, to linuxmemes in So sad when it happens

Is it mandatory to use the terminal for everything?

No. Most distros have a GUI that you can use to install stuff without touching the terminal, and most distros have a GUI for configuring your system (think Control Panel in Windows).

It’s not necessary to use the terminal, but I do recommend eventually learning how to use the terminal, for a couple reasons:

  1. It’s more ubiquitous - like you said, a lot of places online give terminal instructions, not GUI instructions for things, so knowing your way around the terminal is helpful in those situations. Plus, it makes things a little more distro-agnostic - if I’m trying to install some program, I know I can probably run apt install regardless of whether I’m running Mint, Ubuntu, PopOS, or any other Debian-based distro that uses the apt package manager.
  2. It’s usually faster. Opening a terminal window and typing in a few dozen characters is usually going to take less time than digging through a couple layers of menus.
  3. It’s more flexible. A lot of times, GUIs are just fronts for a terminal based application, and sometimes they only partially implement the features the terminal app exposes. By using the terminal app directly, you aren’t limited by whatever options happen to be made available in the GUI.

Again though, it’s not necessary to use the terminal. It’s definitely helpful, especially if you want to do gaming, or if you’re used to being a power user (which it seems like you are in Windows), but certainly not a requirement these days.

zalgotext, to comicstrips in He took the fish for a walk

Are you this uncomfortable when you watch cartoons like Scooby-Doo or SpongeBob and female characters with breasts appear on screen

zalgotext, to asklemmy in What game do you play to just chill?

What I’m REALLY looking for but having trouble finding is something like a city builder or house builder that there is no money, nothing like that. Just creativity in building.

Not sure if it’s quite what you’re looking for, but building in Valheim is quite fun, and it has a creative mode, so you can just go crazy without having to grind for materials.

zalgotext, to asklemmy in What game do you play to just chill?

Man I really wanted to like Satisfactory and play it all the way through, but it’s just that much worse than factorio in a lot of ways, it didn’t quite hook me in the same way. It got really repetitive/grueling in the late game, I think the tier after aluminum, and I just got bored with it.

zalgotext, to linuxmemes in Distros bad

Windows would be coffee from a national chain, but when you take the lid off, there’s an ad under it, there’s an ad on the side of the cup, and at the very bottom of the cup there’s an ad that you don’t see until you’ve drank all the coffee. Oh and it comes with cream and sugar by default, even if you prefer it black. It also comes with ads for a subscription to a cream and sugar delivery service.

zalgotext, to linuxmemes in So sad when it happens

What games do you play? If you’re playing through steam, you can search protondb.com for your games to see how playable they are on Linux.

zalgotext, to memes in I'm in danger.

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