Holy shit, I got this exact same fortune about 10 or 11 years ago! I held onto it for ages because it was so ridiculous.It's wild to see it's still in circulation, hahaha
Seems to work with the “in bed” tradition I guess.
Our tradition is to declare a big question before we open a fortune. One that cannot be simply answered with a yes/no answer, like “What will I wish for when I am on holiday next week?” or “When will I meet these friends next?” or even a business question. The fortune then gets some context.
They’re allergic so perhaps never had the chance to experience it. My kitty is curled up in my lap purring, I feel sad that some people underestimate them.
I know “lab” is an abbreviation for Labrador (a dog) or laboratory. You probably meant lap. I was a bit confused at first, because it’s entirely plausible for a cat to sit on a dog :) Shuffling is walking without lifting your feet (also used for shuffling a deck of cards), you probably meant “brushed”.
That said: it often seems like they take us for granted, but you can’t not love the little bastards :D
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