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Jackcooper, to comicstrips in "Goats" by They Can Talk

Also they scream

And despite having hooves can climb an almost straight face of rock

And they’ll eat a damn aluminum can and not have a health problem from it

GladiusB,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

I am with crows.

This sounds made up.

Everythingispenguins,

Okay I feel like being a little pedantic. Goats don’t eat metal. Goats are actually very selective eaters. They can eat a wide diet but only eat the best first. The can thing mostly comes from back when labels were put on with gelatine based glues. Goats would chew on the can to get the glue off.

Interestingly enough cows will eat metal. Not intently but cows are not good at being selective eaters so if it ends up in their mouth it is usually eaten regardless if the cow wants to or not. This leads to a condition called hardware disease, where metal collects in the cows stomach specifically the reticulum. This can lead to the stomach being punctured and the cow dying from sepsis.

Crul, to comicstrips in "Good Boy" by Sarah's Scribbles

!witchymemes will probably like it :)

bionicjoey,

I was very surprised with how much I like that community. I was expecting a bunch of dumb memes from astrology girls, but it’s just jokes about actual fantasy witches.

charonn0, to risa in MRW relatives argue during the holiday get together
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ag621994, to comicstrips in Krampus - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)

He was fired on Christmas?

EfreetSK, (edited )
@EfreetSK@lemmy.world avatar

I think the idea of the comic is that initially there was just Krampus, at least in Germany and some other countries in Europe. I think also in Finnland the Joulupuki looked more like a daemon goat. And afaik it beat children but also brought presents? Anyway only later its appearance either changed to look more like St. Nocholaus/Santa or was directly replaced.

But correct me if I’m wrong. Well I hope I’m correct because I laughed my ass off

omega_x3,

Churchs were mad that nuns were giving away too much money to the poor, so they made a rule to try to reduce it. a bunch of nuns started giving away a bunch of stuff to celebrate st Nicholas Day to get around the rules. Protestants show up and want to get away from celebrating saints, people like giving and receiving stuff on st Nicholas Day, so Protestants come up with wanting baby Jesus giving the gifts, but babys aren’t very good at following directions so they get older kids to do it which is where Chris Kringle comes from. You end up with a bunch of regional offshoots of either st Nicholas or of Chris Kringle. Then the idea of putting bad kids in sacks and beating them with sticks shows up but for some reason no one wanted st Nicholas or a baby Jesus analog to do the beating so a bunch of offshoot characters start showing up as helpers to the gift giver to punish bad kids.
The krampus is hard to pin down because it was in rural areas of Germany and most of the documentation about it is from post cards made in cities using 2nd and 3rd hand information to design what the krampus looks like.

MisterFrog, to comicstrips in Birthday - Sarah's Scribbles (Sarah Andersen)
@MisterFrog@lemmy.world avatar

He literally celebrates advent, or his “birthday month”. The worst.

ininewcrow, to comicstrips in "Survive" by TheyCanTalk
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Billionaire logic

abbadon420, to comicstrips in "Authentic" by TheyCanTalk

This is my spirit animal

dipshit, to comicstrips in Long boi - Foxes in Love

The loomster!

Digital_man, to comicstrips in "Lint Roller" by TheyCanTalk

“Man , I worked so hard on that !”

ilovesatan, to comicstrips in "Good Boy" by Sarah's Scribbles
@ilovesatan@lemmy.world avatar

Should have tried a pit bull.

PeWu,

Name him princess, and then go to kindergarten to have him accustomed to children

morphballganon, to comicstrips in "Good Boy" by Sarah's Scribbles

This is excellent

cholesterol, to comicstrips in "Poltergeist" by Sarah's Scribbles

Carbon monoxide poisoning

Vertelleus, to mildlyinteresting in I got a misprinted fortune cookie fortune
@Vertelleus@sh.itjust.works avatar

You forgot to add “in bed,” everyone knows that’s how fortune cookies end.

Rocketpoweredgorilla, to comicstrips in "Awake" by TheyCanTalk
@Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca avatar

My one cat Ralph does this, except he’s lazy and just plops down on my head and falls asleep instead.

TheFriar,

Yeah, I got lucky with my cat too. If I sleep in, she sleeps in. Even if she’s not sleeping in, she just curls up in my arm and will sit there, just awake and chillin. When I go to bed, she’s ready for bed. She gets in, curls up in my arm, and is ready for sleep.

When she was a kitten, she was definitely bad about playing with my face at random hours of the night. But I sort of trained her to not wake me up. She wouldn’t eat until after I woke up-like, a few hours. So she never associated me waking up with food. It was just sort of the routine that she ate away from bedtime. Boom, perfect cat.

AgentGrimstone, to comicstrips in "The Pact" by ChrisHallbeck

Sometimes I get an itch that feels like it’s under the skin and I can’t scratch it 😭

oce,
@oce@jlai.lu avatar

Just press your skin hard and scratch your inner skin against the muscle below.

NegativeInf,

It’s the alien tracking implant. Sentient and itchy.

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