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ZeroTHM, to fuck_cars in same bed length

I would much rather hit something in the black truck than the white truck.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Yes, the point of the post is to call out selfish assholes

ZeroTHM,

What’s selfish about that? I’m much more likely to not be harmed in a bigger, heavier vehicle. That white truck would get creamed.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

Because now you’re the person doing the creaming?

ZeroTHM,

If a collision is inevitable, then yeah, I wanna be the one that comes out OK. Hopefully, everyone does, but the safety of those in my vehicle is far more important than anyone else to me. I’ll take something that protects the inside at the expense of the outside every day of the week. That’s somehow a bad thing?

Cannacheques,

Whatever suits you bro but that’s a genuine thought right there, was going to say it depends if you can slide or lean the seat back in the white truck, if you can, would beat the black truck. Usually has a tool compartment anyway so does fit as far as I’m concerned.

smiling_big_baby_boy, to memes in alternative to trees

We are in a parasitic relationship with capitalism. Capitalism constantly extracts from life and the environment. When life begin to limit captialism, capitalism will go to great ends to remove life. Capitalism is not sustainable, nor is it naturally occurring. Abolish this evil system.

WetBeardHairs,

How about we only have some capitalism. Let’s only allow less slavery and habitat destruction in exchange for us all to be subservient to billionaires.

2deck,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar

Okay, you get 5 capitalism. But you have to share.

pelerinli,

What are you, a communist?

gerbler, to memes in alternative to trees

I think a lot of these are just cool experiments and projects grad students do for the sake of doing them. Then some hack writes an op ed about how we don’t need to worry about deforestation because we can plop algae tanks down instead.

WetBeardHairs,

Oh thank god. We don’t have to worry about deforestation anymore? Phew. Thanks, tank of algae.

anarchy79, (edited )
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Sadly, dealgaeation is quickly becoming a catastrophic problem. However, we are confident we can soon genetically modify human lungs to partially breathe the sulphur clouds that will engulf our planet!

Baphomet_The_Blasphemer,

I thought it was more of an experiment that, if proven successful, could eventually aid in the exploration of space since we would need to engineer ways of creating oxygen for prolonged travel.

retrieval4558, to privacy in Just received my Torproject Donation Merch!

Any chance you’d be willing to post more sticker pics? Can’t find them on the site and am interested.

Pantherina,

Edited the Post!

The_Vampire, to memes in soak and jump hump

Actual Ex-Mormon who attended BYU here: Soaking was never a thing, I have only ever heard about it on the internet or literally in the context of Mormons laughing about non-Mormons believing in Mormons doing such things (yeah, they’re meta about it).

What is an actual thing is Mormons getting married super early (for a multitude of reasons, one being the horny). Easily over 70% of the students I knew were married by the time they were seniors in college.

ExLisper,

Sorry to break it to you but I also attented BYU and soaking was totally a thing, we just never invited you.

The_Vampire,

Good. Don’t ever invite me.

Hagarashi8,

Someone, call the police! This was an absolute murder!

Beetschnapps,

It’s funny cause there are no real winners in all this.

zalgotext,

I can’t confirm or deny your claims about soaking, because I never went to BYU.

However, I did live in a smallish town in Utah for a year, and I can confirm I saw more married and pregnant 18 year old teens in that one year than I’ve seen in the entire rest of my life.

Geriatrickid,

So the jump hump is real?

Tsaot, to memes in soak and jump hump

I’m a Mormon, and this just can’t be real. Sexual contact is sexual contact. How would people told to leave enough room for a Bible between them while dancing think that this would be okay?

I’m convinced this rumor exists just because people want it to be true.

WaxedWookie, (edited )

I can’t speak for this particular practice, or for Mormons, but things like the poophole loophole and the clapper are definitely nonsense tricks to try and get one past an omniscient creator - to an outsider (in my case, one that lived in Provo for a short stint), it’s plausible.

Crashumbc,

Tide pods

Blademax, to memes in alternative to trees

It’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywher…wait…that’s sands… Nevermind…

CCF_100, to memes in alternative to trees

SciShow made a video about these: youtu.be/QUGJPZ1a308

DrDominate,
@DrDominate@lemmy.world avatar

That is super cool and my immediate assumptions were dispelled. I would love to see these in my city.

MeatsOfRage,

Thanks for posting this! I was curious about this and had to scroll through so many miserable comments in this thread to find this.

eltimablo,

For real, the people on this site deserve the hell they create for each other. If Kbin had a functioning account delete button, I'd have been gone months ago.

phoenixz, to fuck_cars in same bed length

Also, one of these actually needs and uses the bed, the other one doesn’t.

leggettc18, to memes in alternative to trees

To echo what some other people have said, these algae tanks absolutely should not be used instead of trees. If I see a tree get chopped down and replaced with one of these, I’ll be sad and angry. However, these can go in places where trees can’t go, like rooftops. And you don’t have to either wait for a tree to grow for a decade or take a tree from somewhere else to install one. It also serves as both a seating area and can mount a solar panel on top. These and trees both have their place and should both continue to be used.

millie,

Used for what exactly? To have a dirty fish tank?

JudahBenHur,

please god tell me you’re trolling

millie, (edited )

Nah, I just think it’s really silly.

If growing algae is effective at anything, why do it in a small sealed tank in the middle of a street? Most of the oxygen we breathe is produced in the ocean, regardless of where we personally are. Why would we need to stand vaguely near a rather sealed looking algae tank? If simply growing algae is effective for oxygen replenishment and carbon capture, surely we’d be better off simply growing massive ponds of it away from city centers? Like, out in the open?

It seems like green-washing bullshit to me.

Trees provide a lot more than oxygen. They provide shade, habitation for animals, and psychological well-being for humans. Dirty fish tanks don’t provide any of those things.

People are seriously in this thread complaining about roots like they’re a reason to replace trees with algae boxes. Getting some big plant-based NFT cryptobro carbon-credit nonsense vibes.

DragonTypeWyvern,

It’s actually hilariously ignorant that you people are pretending this is a cost effective idea for carbon capture. It will, in fact, just make a bunch of dirty fishtanks that are abandoned or thrown away almost immediately.

JudahBenHur,

thanks for calling me you people dude!

who said it was cost effective? I only said I cant believe this person didnt get the idea.

its not “in fact” its “you believe” . youre probably right, just saying

leggettc18,

For the conversion of Carbon Dioxide into Oxygen? That was the main point of these, the algae does that and is actually even more efficient at it than a tree. Trees do have other benefits hence why they shouldn’t be replaced, but these should go in places where trees can’t.

millie,

That is adorable.

frezik,

Putting a ton of water on the roof isn’t a good idea, unless it was already rated for a swimming pool.

They don’t need to be inside cities at all.

Kwakigra, to memes in alternative to trees

Cyberpunk city with no plantlife other than these algae vats all over the place. Big towers of murky green liquid.

ThatFembyWho,

and they are fed by nutrients extracted from dead humans, because there’s no room to bury anymore and the air is too polluted for cremations

Anticorp, to memes in alternative to trees

I’m not sure if these scientists understand a lot of the reasons why trees are nice.

naevaTheRat,

Why do you assume it’s not the reporting that’s stupid?

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Because it is perfectly in line with our society’s continuous descent into a post apocalyptic wasteland?

naevaTheRat,

That’s capitalists not scientists. Scientists make bridges possible, capitalists charge you to cross them.

otter, to memes in soak and jump hump

Wait, is this same logic why my fridge has a “Sabbath” setting? 🤦🏼‍♂️

ExLisper,

What? Your fridge can jump on beds?

otter,

Honestly, I had to ask what that seeing was for. I was further confused by the answer. 🤪

el_bhm,

And play Black Sabbath. Sweet.

PsychedSy,

I was just thinking it’s similar to how Jews try to trick god. At least I’m not the only one.

Belgdore,

There is a long rabbinic tradition of arguing with each other and god. Look up The Oven of Akhnai

PsychedSy,

And the real life results of that are awesome.

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

What does that even mean? Does the door open itself on the hour?

saigot,

It disables the ice/water dispenser, any ui elements and makes the light not turn on.

LSNLDN, to memes in alternative to trees

All these people being like “why don’t we just use trees” as if the capitalists could profit from them like this. And not to say this is cost efficient, of course planting a tree would be better for everyone, but whoever installs these things will have a contract guaranteeing them money that taxpayers will be told is being put toward green initiatives and so will be eager to part with it I guess

EatYouWell,

Do you think that trees don’t require money to upkeep?

Plus, they fuck up any infrastructure they’re around, so that money is going to contractors anyway.

eltimablo,

Shhhh, thinking about things past the barest surface level scares the tankies.

BaronDoggystyleVonWoof, to memes in soak and jump hump

Reminds me of some Muslim girls that only do anal so they stay a virgin.

pigup,

Omg That’s disgusting! Where?

RippleEffect,

It’s definitely not just Muslims.

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