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Anti_Face_Weapon, to memes in Pfff, HTML

Funny meme, but I don’t think we should gatekeep. HTML is the path to HTML5 and thus JavaScript.

Tak,
@Tak@lemmy.ml avatar

Do we gatekeep Java though?

Anti_Face_Weapon,

No. But we do get to hate Java.

Zerush, to memes in Pfff, HTML
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

Does Scratch count?

EvolvedTurtle,

I personally think it does It’s very good at teaching you the fundamentals

Raine_Wolf, to memes in Pfff, HTML

Gods… This happens to me when I say I program in R.

benvars, to memes in Pfff, HTML
@benvars@kbin.social avatar

I feel attacked

erogenouswarzone, to memes in Pfff, HTML
@erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml avatar

I think op hasn’t heard of web components. Technically it requires js, but still it will replace react and angular and vue soon me thinks.

i_stole_ur_taco, to memes in Pfff, HTML

If you’re hired as a developer and the only tasks you’re getting assigned are HTML, are you a developer?

I think rather than the tools and languages you use, titles should be determined by the kinds of memes you consume.

EvolvedTurtle,

Well. . . Hmm

turbowafflz, to memes in Pfff, HTML

Ooh, I’ve had a terrible idea, let’s make an actual programming language with html-like syntax, that sounds fun and not at all horrifying

bjoern_tantau,
@bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de avatar

XSLT would like to have a word with you. “Arrays” start at 1.

MotoAsh,

XML syntax, there’s at least ant scripts. They’re … pretty obnoxious to deal with.

BeefPiano,

LISP with tags instead of open and close parens.

lseif,

html + xml + this language = fully tag based stack

Holzkohlen, to memes in Pfff, HTML

Nah, he fine. Now if he’d have said VBA, then it would be justified.

Haus, to memes in Pfff, HTML
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

It's like when customers at West Marine dress up in outfits and call each other 'Captain.'

Ryan213, to memes in Pfff, HTML
@Ryan213@lemmy.world avatar

WHAt’s wRoNg wItH HtmL

bauve,
@bauve@jlai.lu avatar

Nothing, but it’s not a programming language

Siegfried, (edited )

But the meme says developer, not programmer… wouldn’t that be ok then?

thiccdiccnicc,
@thiccdiccnicc@sh.itjust.works avatar

The first step to being a developer seems to be learning how to put down other devs :(

Amends1782,

What is it actually then?

shuzuko,

It’s a markup language. In the simplest explanation, a programming language describes a process (what does the thing do) while a markup language describes a structure (how is the thing supposed to be displayed). There’s more to it than that, but someone else can get into deeper if they want, it’s beyond me lol

Dirk,
@Dirk@lemmy.ml avatar

a markup language describes a structure (how is the thing supposed to be displayed)

A markup language does not define how something is to be displayed, that’s what a styling language is for (usually CSS). A markup language semantically defines what certain parts of the created document are.

shuzuko,

Lol that’s fair, but since those words in that combination barely even make sense to me I tried to dumb it down more and ended up being wrong 😂

I’m the idiot who searches stack for code and copies and pastes it into the project so no one should listen to me anyway.

Amends1782,

I knew it was a markup language, but didn’t know the diff between the two since I’m not a programmer. Thanks

BeefPiano,

Diogenes throws a Ruby on Rails model over the fence and shouts “Behold a markup language!”

Cort,

Psshaw. I programmed my Myspace page with that language: checkmate.

ivanafterall, to memes in Pfff, HTML
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

AND! A little CSS.

mo_lave, to memes in "OpenAI Staff Threaten to Quit Unless Board Resigns"

I’m more sympathetic with the (non-profit) board this time. Sam Altman feels like bad news to OpenAI, really. It’s more like the workers rally behind Sam Altman because they can get fat paychecks and bail out once the enshittification intensifies.

retiolus, (edited ) to memes in "OpenAI Staff Threaten to Quit Unless Board Resigns"
@retiolus@lemmy.cat avatar

I would even add…

meme

GreenMario, to memes in "OpenAI Staff Threaten to Quit Unless Board Resigns"

Surprised they are backing up a sister-fucker.

CluckN,

If he did the board would list that as a reason and be done with it. I haven’t seen any articles connecting those claims to his dismissal.

canis_majoris,
@canis_majoris@lemmy.ca avatar

I’ve seen this in a number of threads but I’ve never seen direct proof?

ssboomman,

You can google it. She’s said on numerous occasions and in many many social media posts that he abused her

Johanno,

Everytime smb. says “you can Google it” I think about googling it and expect some weird niche article from some esoteric sites. But then I think, why didn’t you Google it and posted an link? Why should I try to find a trustworthy source for your claim?

ssboomman,
  1. Because you asked
  2. It’s not my claim
  3. Because it’s a sensitive topic revolving SA and I feel weird sending the link.

Regardless it doesn’t actually matter. I don’t owe you a link. If you want it I told you how to get it.

TheAnonymouseJoker,
@TheAnonymouseJoker@lemmy.ml avatar

Accountability is not a strong suit of slimy weasels in the world.

Johanno,

What I wanted to say is:

If all you have to say “you can google it” then maybe consider being silent.

ssboomman,

Nah I’m ok. Thanks for the advice though!

ReversalHatchery, (edited )

See, here I searched for it in the internet, the earth is flat: duckduckgo.com/?q=the+earth+is+flat&ia=news

Even The Guardian confirms it!

This is a garbage method. You can find everything and the opposite too by searching for it on the internet.

ssboomman,

I’m not trying to have a debate or prove anything. I’m also not trying for find the most accurate ‘method’ fuck off with their Reddit debatelord shit.

ReversalHatchery,

Or, you could just shut up and not say “just google it” anymore. I think that’s the real solution.

ssboomman,

Just google it.

tweeks,

You’re willingly confirming something you rate as sensitive, trying to bring more credibility to it by being an extra shout and referencing a virtually unverifiable needle in a haystack ‘authority’ as Google, but find the sensitivity a reason for not sharing your information.

How can you reason like this?

ssboomman,

Easily

ReversalHatchery,

I can also google that the earth is flat

ssboomman,

Cool

Crow, to memes in "OpenAI Staff Threaten to Quit Unless Board Resigns"
@Crow@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve never seen employees miss their CEO so much.

TropicalDingdong,

If you’ve ever been a part of something that had real leadership, this is what it looks like.

TurtleJoe,
@TurtleJoe@lemmy.world avatar

Lol, they’re upset because their stock dropped when they fired him. That’s all this is.

Before you go, “oh, they’re non-profit!” They have a for profit subsidiary.

frezik,

The for-profit portion doesn’t have stock like that, either. Not in a publicly traded way where we can actually say the price dropped.

This whole thing is crazy, and it’s hard to know as an outsider what the fuck is going on.

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