i.imgur.com

key, to lemmyshitpost in Farewell MatPat Its been an honor with you O7
@key@lemmy.keychat.org avatar

What’s mat pat? Some tiktoker?

abbadon420,

Close, but no cigar. He’s a youtuber.

kittenzrulz123,

Hes one of the classic YouTubers, he’s been a major player for well over a decade now

Sharkictus, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Six is a bit early. If I could go back to between age 18 and December 2015

I could make money and have a way better career trajectory and love life.

Otherwise back spring/summer 2007.

6 is pointless. Knowledge and wisdom in a body and brain not equipped for it? Hardcore depression.

So yeah 10 mill.

CareHare, to comicstrips in Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)

Jeroom is my hero.

Rookeh, (edited ) to risa in CALL NOW!

Worf is in the opening scene because he’s trying to sue Picard over that barrel.

pelya, to comicstrips in Noah's Log: Day 2 (by Jeroom)
LordKitsuna,

On the flip side though they do generally have an average penis length of 6 ft so the joke can still work it just needs to be the penis instead of the balls

AnonStoleMyPants,

But you could wrap the giant schlong around your neck and it would make a nice warm pulsating scarf.

ladicius,

Remember to inflate your dick in regular intervals to ensure blood flow, elsewise it could start to rot.

Seriously. No joke.

TurtleTourParty,

Luckily that process happens automatically every 90 minutes while you sleep.

retrolasered,
@retrolasered@lemmy.zip avatar

til including men

Deconceptualist,

So what’s in the third panel??? Giant human bollocks? lol

pelya,

The Holy Gonads of thy Lord.

hakunawazo, to risa in CALL NOW!
ClarkDoom, to risa in Every time I'm trying to decide what new show I should check out

I’m doing a chronological rewatch of the whole franchise and am at the episodes where DS9 and Voyager overlap. It is mind boggling how much better DS9 is. I find myself wanting to skip almost every Voyager episode so I can just get to the DS9 ones.

lightnsfw, to risa in Just a little bit

Yea, but genocide is like way to much paperwork

RizzRustbolt, to risa in Just a little bit

Genocide is systematic.

This was instantaneous.

TheGrandNagus, (edited ) to risa in Just a little bit

Genocide requires intent. Whereas this alien just had a fleeting moment of anger at the time of his wife being murdered.

Can he really be tried for genocide? It’s hard to say, but I’d say not. We all have dark intrusive thoughts, and in this instance it had disastrous consequences.

It’s all moot anyway. If you have no means or intention to enforce a law, does it really exist?

gbuttersnaps,

Second degree species slaughter

JAM,

The heat-of-passion is something to argue to mitigate culpability. Yes, he killed an entire species, and wasn’t exactly justified, but his emotions and passions were inflamed by the aliens murdering his wife making his actions involuntary.

TheGrandNagus,

Yeah but we aren’t talking heat-of-the-moment shoving someone into traffic during a bar fight, we’re talking heat-of-the-moment naughty thought during an aerial bombardment from a hostile force where his wife was killed.

cholesterol,

Ah, a heated gaming moment. We’ve all been there.

Samy,

That’s why manslaughter is different than murder

CosmicCleric,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Genocide requires intent.

Is that actually, legally, true?

In other words, does the word identify the cause, or the effect?

Can he really be tried for genocide? It’s hard to say, but I’d say not.

How so? The facts seem self-evident.

It’s all moot anyway. If you have no means or intention to enforce a law, does it really exist?

You can still classify someone though in such a way, in hopes that in some future time you can enforce the law on them, having being previously judged as a criminal.

DragonTypeWyvern,

Yes, genocide is intentional, it’s in the definition.

TheGrandNagus,

Genocide does require intent, yes.

sagrotan, to memes in title
@sagrotan@lemmy.world avatar

For the emperor!

Iron_Lynx, to memes in Which pill do you choose?

Are the pills binary? Because I wouldn’t want to rewind to far before either shacking up with, or maybe meeting, my girl. And all the fun things I would wish upon every iteration of myself that I’m doing now are things I’d started with in adulthood.
I’d only really be interested in taking about a third of a red pill, since that’d probably take me back to after I started most of these fun things.

If I’d be required to take whole pills, I’d take the blue one.

weariedfae, to risa in CALL NOW!

Holy crap this is gold.

southsamurai, to risa in He always excels
@southsamurai@sh.itjust.works avatar

Star trek walking dad memes ftw?

jmcs, to risa in Just a little bit

The dude snapped when he’s loved ones were killed, that is considered exculpatory of violent actions in almost all legal systems. The difference is that instead of a knife or a gun he had almost omnipotent powers of destruction.

In an ideal society he would get psychological counseling to deal with the trauma and ensure it doesn’t happen again, but I think it’s obvious he was a bit above Troi’s pay grade.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #